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re: Post your best advice about women here
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:42 am to TequilaMockingBird
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:42 am to TequilaMockingBird
Somebody somewhere is tired of her shite.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:47 am to TequilaMockingBird
IT's more a rule of life, but the 3rd one is one women.
If it
Floats
Flys
or
fricks
RENT, don't BUY
If it
Floats
Flys
or
fricks
RENT, don't BUY
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:48 am to dyslexic
Every woman has plenty of bitch in her
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:48 am to TequilaMockingBird
Rent instead of buy.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:50 am to TequilaMockingBird
Get one with a nice arse. Watch her for a bit and make sure if gains 5 lbs it doesn't get wider. If it doesn't then wear it like hat.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:55 am to TequilaMockingBird
quote:
Post your best advice about women here
Men are simplistic in nature and therefore look at everything in a simplistic (efficient) perspective.
Therefore, when assessing women, we size them up, view them and break them down simplistically as if they are all the same (since for the most part, men are generally all the same).
This is why men "don't understand women". There is no one size fits all approach to women. That's where we go wrong as males.
Women are like fingerprints. Unique and dissimilar.
Men are like mass produced generic identical items. All the same and very rarely any deviations from one another.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:55 am to jimbeam
quote:
Don't let them make you feel special.
You been having a rough few days eh bud?
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:56 am to TequilaMockingBird
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This post was edited on 1/4/18 at 10:28 am
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:58 am to dcrews
quote:
Men are like mass produced generic identical items. All the same and very rarely any deviations from one another.
Na uh, not me. I'm unique.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:01 pm to bluemoons
Best advice about getting a woman:
1. You cant be too nice to them.
2. Women like to frick, too.
now, after you've bagged her and tagged her, it's a whole new ballgame.
bonus advice: Dont ever let a woman thing you have nothing to do. Make them think you are always busy and have tons of stuff going on. If you tell a girl you are "just chillin" or watching tv or something boring, they are gonna think you are lame.
1. You cant be too nice to them.
2. Women like to frick, too.
now, after you've bagged her and tagged her, it's a whole new ballgame.
bonus advice: Dont ever let a woman thing you have nothing to do. Make them think you are always busy and have tons of stuff going on. If you tell a girl you are "just chillin" or watching tv or something boring, they are gonna think you are lame.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:01 pm to TequilaMockingBird
Treat whores like queens and queens like whores and you get as much tail as you can take....advice from my father when I was 13
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:02 pm to TequilaMockingBird
quote:
I've never met a smoker that isn't straight dtf all the time.
Well I have so your theory is shot. You think nicotine makes them horny?
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:06 pm to sushisucks
Learn to embrace/enjoy sleeping on the couch.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:07 pm to sushisucks
If you punch her in the back of the head, she'll have to shave it to show the bruises to police. She's not shaving her head for anybody.
Or so I've heard.
Or so I've heard.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:07 pm to crimsonsaint
quote:
Well I have so your theory is shot. You think nicotine makes them horny?
The idea is that if a woman doesn't have enough respect for herself not to smoke then she won't respect herself enough to be particular with whom she sleeps. It's a pretty stupid idea.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:10 pm to TequilaMockingBird
They are all 4 shots of Patron away from doing anal....
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:17 pm to TequilaMockingBird
Don't expect them to be on time for anything
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