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Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:42 am to
Posted by dyslexic
Left field
Member since Nov 2010
6490 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:42 am to
Somebody somewhere is tired of her shite.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19422 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:47 am to
IT's more a rule of life, but the 3rd one is one women.

If it

Floats
Flys
or
fricks

RENT, don't BUY
Posted by HuntFishMan
Member since Feb 2014
304 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:48 am to
Every woman has plenty of bitch in her
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14663 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:48 am to
Rent instead of buy.
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
38968 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:50 am to
Get one with a nice arse. Watch her for a bit and make sure if gains 5 lbs it doesn't get wider. If it doesn't then wear it like hat.
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30184 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:55 am to
quote:

Post your best advice about women here


Men are simplistic in nature and therefore look at everything in a simplistic (efficient) perspective.

Therefore, when assessing women, we size them up, view them and break them down simplistically as if they are all the same (since for the most part, men are generally all the same).

This is why men "don't understand women". There is no one size fits all approach to women. That's where we go wrong as males.

Women are like fingerprints. Unique and dissimilar.

Men are like mass produced generic identical items. All the same and very rarely any deviations from one another.

Posted by bluemoons
the marsh
Member since Oct 2012
5511 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:55 am to
quote:

Don't let them make you feel special.


You been having a rough few days eh bud?
Posted by bluemoons
the marsh
Member since Oct 2012
5511 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:56 am to
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This post was edited on 1/4/18 at 10:28 am
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:57 am to
woke up feelin' great
Posted by DosManos
Member since Oct 2013
3552 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:58 am to
quote:

Men are like mass produced generic identical items. All the same and very rarely any deviations from one another.



Na uh, not me. I'm unique.
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
15866 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:01 pm to
Best advice about getting a woman:

1. You cant be too nice to them.
2. Women like to frick, too.



now, after you've bagged her and tagged her, it's a whole new ballgame.

bonus advice: Dont ever let a woman thing you have nothing to do. Make them think you are always busy and have tons of stuff going on. If you tell a girl you are "just chillin" or watching tv or something boring, they are gonna think you are lame.
Posted by xer66
Texas
Member since Nov 2011
85 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:01 pm to
Treat whores like queens and queens like whores and you get as much tail as you can take....advice from my father when I was 13
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37247 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

I've never met a smoker that isn't straight dtf all the time.


Well I have so your theory is shot. You think nicotine makes them horny?
Posted by sushisucks
Member since Dec 2013
599 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:05 pm to
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yup.
Posted by RedTigerRulz
BFE
Member since Oct 2013
15317 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:06 pm to
Learn to embrace/enjoy sleeping on the couch.
Posted by breauxski
BUGANATION
Member since Jul 2013
190 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:07 pm to
If you punch her in the back of the head, she'll have to shave it to show the bruises to police. She's not shaving her head for anybody.








Or so I've heard.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

Well I have so your theory is shot. You think nicotine makes them horny?


The idea is that if a woman doesn't have enough respect for herself not to smoke then she won't respect herself enough to be particular with whom she sleeps. It's a pretty stupid idea.
Posted by TexasTiger01
Lake Houston
Member since Nov 2013
3215 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:10 pm to
They are all 4 shots of Patron away from doing anal....
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:11 pm to
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
9857 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:17 pm to
Don't expect them to be on time for anything
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