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re: Porzingis shoots, hits Abigail Ratchford (NSFW)

Posted on 2/22/17 at 1:59 pm to
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11096 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

If you're an Instagrammer, then yeah.



Or a straight male with internet connection or a cellular device
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:00 pm to
Dos tetas!
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:02 pm to
She wants 7'3" ding-a-ling and some cash.

If I were him, she would get the ding-a-ling fo-sho, and maybe an appreciation shopping day.
Posted by JoeHackett
Member since Aug 2016
4312 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

Good Lord.


My thoughts exactly, she's out here doing the Lord's work.



Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:04 pm to
She is so fake it's gross

So much plastic surgery she can't even close her mouth

When she hits the wall it will be a train wreck
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8328 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:04 pm to


Hit it and then tossed the peace sign.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80178 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:11 pm to
Don't worry; she wouldn't frick you either
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:50 pm to
Her boobs are too big. I prefer a more athletic girl.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 2:58 pm to
Damn. My dick would get lost titty fricking her and I've got a 12 incher
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
29284 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 3:08 pm to
Jesus Christ I don't think that picture could look more fake if my 4 yr old drew it.
Posted by Trout Bandit
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2012
13214 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

Mr Personality

quote:

12 incher

I'm doubting one of these characteristics.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29115 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

Abigail Ratchford


So fake, would still destroy.
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
7463 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

I've got a 12 incher




The bottom number is centimeters not inches. If you were slinging anywhere close to 12" you would know that the only problem with a titty frick is how long she can hold her neck up.
Posted by knowingabyss
Vermont
Member since Aug 2016
2700 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 3:30 pm to
Goddamn, I knew I should have kept playing basketball.
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8328 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 3:41 pm to
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She's looking for a paycheck....


All these idiots do is take pictures with their cars. They're a magnet for chicks like these:


Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
38940 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 3:43 pm to
You say that like that's not exactly what they're looking for.
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
7608 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 3:47 pm to
quote:

Silicone parts are made for toys


Can I play?
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51617 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 3:48 pm to
The Latvian Unicorn
Posted by timbo
Red Stick, La.
Member since Dec 2011
7299 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 3:50 pm to
Yeah, you're sending googly eyes DMs to an Instagram ho and posing in front of your Mercedes -- you're not putting out the image that you're looking for a nice quiet church girl who likes ice cream and Pixar movies.
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8328 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 7:34 pm to
True.
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