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re: Porzingis shoots, hits Abigail Ratchford (NSFW)

Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:00 pm to
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:00 pm to
She looks ridiculous
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

The recently crowned All-Star Skills Challenge champion slid into the comments of curvy Instagram model Abigail Ratchford late Tuesday night, and he got a response. Ratchford posted a revealing picture of herself in a taut and titillating red number that showed off her ample assets — as she is wont to do — and the photo certainly gave Porzingis a lift. The 7-3 Latvian posted two bulging eyeball emojis in the comments, sending followers into a tizzy. About an hour later, Ratchford responded directly to Porzingis with the same eyeball emoji, plus a kissing lips emoji.


That is quite honestly the stupidest thing I've ever read on the Internet.

We reached the point where recapping emoji posts from celebrity twitter is news now. I'm going to go kill myself.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33854 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:29 pm to
I have a feeling Larry is fricking pissed right now.
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17297 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:44 pm to
From a chick who loves beautiful women, she sucks (probably a lot of dicks). Two narcissistic people, in it for the the fame. Neither are aesthetically pleasing. He makes the money and she wants it. He showed interest and she jumped on it. Enjoy the divorce settlement.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136793 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:45 pm to
She is not human

She is actually a femme bot from the Austin Powers movies
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116088 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:47 pm to
She is disgusting.
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
6440 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:49 pm to
I'd crawl through 2 miles of broken glass and 1 mile of burning coals just to hear her fart through a rotary telephone.
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
28878 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

From a chick who loves beautiful women


Good effort trying to get the OT hardlegs stirred up.
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17297 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

Good effort trying to get the OT hardlegs stirred up.



Not my intent at all Zombie. Read my posts, I like good looking women. We are pleasing to the eye. No stirring up intended. Just being honest.
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8328 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:09 pm to
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Enjoy the divorce settlement.


He's an nba player. His post rookie contact will be worth north of $200m. At worst he'll have a kid with her. At the very worst. But he won't wife her.
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17297 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:12 pm to
Men make terrible decisions when women prompt them for their own "contract".
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68446 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:14 pm to
Aren't the Knicks the worst team right now?
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8328 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:02 am to
quote:

Aren't the Knicks the worst team right now?


Sure. And? He's a basketball star in New York. That's all that matters.
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:04 am to
God damn I love her
Posted by Coeur du Tigre
It was just outside of Barstow...
Member since Nov 2008
1485 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:27 am to
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I'd crawl through 2 miles of broken glass and 1 mile of burning coals just to hear her fart through a rotary telephone.
Don't sugarcoat it, tell us how you really feel.
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
87351 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 9:36 am to
The Lativian Gangbanger gives no fricks
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36219 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 9:54 am to
Dayummmmmmmmmmm
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36219 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 9:55 am to
Oh my. Would slaughter!
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15165 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 10:02 am to
I agree with the posters that this isn't "news" and find myself watching Idiocracy more and more as a documentary and not a comedy.

Saying that....would frick her all day if I was given the chance but would NEVER marry a girl like that.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64383 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 10:10 am to
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A 4 emoji exchange counts as something that's not only worthy of a news story but creates a thread on TD?


I thought the same exact thing.

This is almost as pathetic as the story about "demonic activity" at a Trump event in Florida followed by the story about the Jewish White House aid to Trump giving "white power gang signs". What passes for news today is just sad.
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