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re: Paddle boarders on the Miss River.

Posted on 8/29/15 at 11:33 am to
Posted by MrSmith
Member since Sep 2009
8311 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 11:33 am to
Are you sure it was paddle boards? Looked like kayaks to me
Posted by TheWhizzinator
Holding cell at 201 Poplar
Member since Jun 2008
5163 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 11:55 am to
It's both
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 12:06 pm to
quote:

River traffic is closed for this.


You gotta be kidding me.

Also, these pussies should be paddling upriver. Downriver just get out in the current and you will win.
Posted by gorillacoco
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
5320 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

if you fall in the MS River with a life jacket on, is that enough to save you from drowning? The currents and whirlpools are wicked.


No the ms river will not just pull you under water. The main danger on the river is boat traffic and the wakes they throw capsizing smaller vessels. There are also a lot of navigational hazards for boats because the water levels are so variable and if you're not in the channel you can easily run aground or into a jetty, log, etc.

The other danger for swimmers is that the current can pull you away from land much like a riptide, and if you're not a strong swimmer you will get exhausted if you try to fight it.
Posted by zelman
Bogan Walk
Member since Feb 2015
2400 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 12:10 pm to
They must not value their lives very much.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140565 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

Downstream.


Pansies
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37250 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 12:19 pm to
You do you realize if they tried to paddle upstream they'd just go backwards right?
Posted by gorillacoco
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
5320 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

You do you realize if they tried to paddle upstream they'd just go backwards right?


Ever been in the river? There are plenty of places along the edges that have slack water (or even currents going upstream), and a strong paddler can easily make headway upstream if you're not trying to fight the main current. The speed of the river in New Orleans is about 3mph, although it changes depending on the river level.
Posted by MrSmith
Member since Sep 2009
8311 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 12:26 pm to
Fwiw the river is definitely the lowest I've seen it all year.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35202 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 12:27 pm to
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The other danger for swimmers is that the current can pull you away from land much like a riptide, and if you're not a strong swimmer you will get exhausted if you try to fight it.


Also man eating catfish.
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10966 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

Yea, I am a Marnie Surveyor/inspector.



Can you give us any updates on Marnie? Is she happy? I miss her.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65747 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 1:22 pm to
Watch out for runaway slaves camped out on river bars. I read a book about that.
Posted by Meatball
Member since Sep 2009
4939 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

River traffic is closed for this.


No, it's not.
Posted by Mrtommorrow1987
Twilight Zone
Member since Feb 2008
13130 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 1:36 pm to
After I paddled a whole day in oranage beach on the paddle board, I could walk right for five fricking days.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15648 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 1:44 pm to
I did the race in a kayak. It was a lot of fun. The people who put on the event deserve a lot of credit, it was very well organized. The river bank downriver just a bit from the bridge is very scenic.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 1:51 pm to
They closed one of the biggest, most important rivers in the world for a bunch of tards to paddle surfboards around?

I am having a hard time believing that
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
14054 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 2:01 pm to
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Asking for trouble right. Just saw that there are dozens of yolo boarders on the miss river. Seems really crazy to me.


I laugh when i see them on Mississippi in downtown St.Louis.

I've watched that river take a tug boat down. It's a dangerous River, with major undertows, currents, and nasty arse water.
Posted by Louie T
htx
Member since Dec 2006
36319 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

a paddle boarder died just last week paddle boarding a strong current river in oregon

She has nudes.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56285 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 2:06 pm to
We used to put the ski boat in it and hang out on the sand bars all day. Fishing or whatever.

The dangerous part though was the sandbars. The water can carve out underneath the sand and it will cave in when you walk on it and suck you under for good.
This post was edited on 8/29/15 at 2:07 pm
Posted by Tshiz
Idaho
Member since Jul 2013
7588 posts
Posted on 8/29/15 at 2:11 pm to
River was closed. By closed, meaning traffic is shut down for a window of time, not cleared. People can go around.

Kayaks, canoes, paddlers, etc.

Multiple coast guard and police boats as escorts.

Fwiw
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