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Official Thanksgiving check in here if your family is white trash thread
Posted on 11/24/16 at 11:49 am
Posted on 11/24/16 at 11:49 am
Check in if your family is afflicted with the white trashness.
Any embarrassing stories so far?
One of my aunts has been painting their house and I guess she had a little paint in her hair, so one of my pill addicted cousins took an opportunity to ask, in front of the entire family, if she had her husband's "cum in her hair".
ETA: A different cousin's husband just got laid off (oil field baw) and she was attempting to sell his F-250 4x4 to other members of the family cause they can't get enough on a trade.
Any embarrassing stories so far?
One of my aunts has been painting their house and I guess she had a little paint in her hair, so one of my pill addicted cousins took an opportunity to ask, in front of the entire family, if she had her husband's "cum in her hair".
ETA: A different cousin's husband just got laid off (oil field baw) and she was attempting to sell his F-250 4x4 to other members of the family cause they can't get enough on a trade.
This post was edited on 11/24/16 at 2:28 pm
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Posted on 11/24/16 at 11:54 am to TDcline
Nothing yet but some of my inlaws are epitome of trash. Went over there for thanksgiving or Christmas and walked into the house. on the porch walking into the house there was a box. I looked in the box and there was a dog. A dead fricking dog. Apparently "sparkles" died the day before and they forgot to bury it. I grabbed the box and walked across the street and threw it in the dumpster. Haven't been back since
Posted on 11/24/16 at 1:14 pm to TDcline
Posted on 11/24/16 at 1:15 pm to TDcline
Trashy family stories are always fun
Posted on 11/24/16 at 1:16 pm to TDcline
Most of my family didn't dress for the occasion.
Posted on 11/24/16 at 1:18 pm to TDcline
Waiting for post election inspired news stories of brutality and murder, for the holiday season.
Posted on 11/24/16 at 1:22 pm to TDcline
Drunk brother in law wants me to take him to an AA meeting!
Posted on 11/24/16 at 1:24 pm to TDcline
I brought my brother a shot of fireball while he was cutting up the turkey. It must have went down the wrong pipe because he spit up the fireball all over the turkey. Yes we are still going to eat the turkey
Posted on 11/24/16 at 1:28 pm to TDcline
My sister showed up to Thanksgiving today with a big hicky on her neck. She's 50. Is that trashy? Do I tell her something or kick her boyfriends arse....or keep my mouth shut?
Posted on 11/24/16 at 1:30 pm to TDcline
At least it makes it interesting.
We are just sitting here watching tv now. Will probably grab a beer, take a nap, wake up and watch the lsu game.
We are just sitting here watching tv now. Will probably grab a beer, take a nap, wake up and watch the lsu game.
Posted on 11/24/16 at 1:30 pm to TDcline
My FIL is drunk beyond all reason and is acting an arse.
Told my wife I'm ready to go NOW, or I'm gonna have to tell him something.
Told my wife I'm ready to go NOW, or I'm gonna have to tell him something.
Posted on 11/24/16 at 1:35 pm to Modern
Just fight him already, you chickenshit
Posted on 11/24/16 at 1:35 pm to Modern
If that mutha fricka gets out of line put his arse to sleep
This post was edited on 11/24/16 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 11/24/16 at 1:41 pm to TDcline
Posted on 11/24/16 at 1:50 pm to TDcline
I'm at my dad's side of the family in vidalia and all the natives are trying to see who can tell the most transparently bullshite stories set to the most strained and exagerrated cousin-buttfricking accents they can pull off.
Posted on 11/24/16 at 1:52 pm to Modern
Posted on 11/24/16 at 1:53 pm to TDcline
Nephew just stirred tea with his hairy arm and hand.
This post was edited on 11/24/16 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 11/24/16 at 1:53 pm to TDcline
so sick of the inlaws use of toothpicks.
Posted on 11/24/16 at 1:56 pm to TDcline
Pretty boring over here but I'm enjoying your stories.
Posted on 11/24/16 at 2:07 pm to TDcline
One of my uncles in his late 60's brought a fricking raccoon over in a roasting pot that his dogs killed in the yard 2 nights ago! The motha fricka had puncture wounds in its side from dog teeth! The older generation in my fam tore into it like it was some gourmet dish!
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