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re: Official Thanksgiving check in here if your family is white trash thread
Posted on 11/24/16 at 9:15 pm to MrFreakinMiyagi
Posted on 11/24/16 at 9:15 pm to MrFreakinMiyagi
Went to the so's families house in Audubon Place. A friendly game of touch football broke out against the neighbors. The 12 year old little Jewish shite tripped me-I got him mean with a stiff arm returning a punt that put him on his arse, felt good.
One of the cousins served herself on the presentation plate and used a white linen with her dark dress. Epitome of trash!
One of the cousins served herself on the presentation plate and used a white linen with her dark dress. Epitome of trash!
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Posted on 11/24/16 at 9:19 pm to Bushmaster
We have a liberal uncle that hasn't shown up in two years because someone said something negative about Obama.
We got the call last night that he was coming so we prepared for the worst.
Fricker MAGA'd.
Actually fairly pleasant. I grew up in a small town in Alabama and my mother told me the story of three people that I knew that have been arrested for murder or plotting a murder. It was a little concerning.
An a-hole that I went to high school with got fired very publicly.
We got the call last night that he was coming so we prepared for the worst.
Fricker MAGA'd.
Actually fairly pleasant. I grew up in a small town in Alabama and my mother told me the story of three people that I knew that have been arrested for murder or plotting a murder. It was a little concerning.
An a-hole that I went to high school with got fired very publicly.
Posted on 11/24/16 at 10:00 pm to TDcline
My family would make great reality TV but not from anything outrageous, it's mostly from telling stories on each other and lapses in judgment. One sister told a story where she was upset because a cop shot an assailant that was was "un-armed" you figure out what she thought when the cops told him to put his hands up. 
Posted on 11/24/16 at 11:20 pm to TDcline
My aunt's mom and uncle's dad (my grandfather) admitted they were now dating, which would essentially make my married aunt and uncle step brother and sister if the old love birds ever tie the knot.
This post was edited on 11/24/16 at 11:21 pm
Posted on 11/24/16 at 11:22 pm to TDcline
Turkey was slightly overcooked, everything else was great. Conversation was wonderful, really great time.
Very surprised. We are trash.
Very surprised. We are trash.
Posted on 11/25/16 at 5:04 am to TDcline
This thread = GOAT
Posted on 11/25/16 at 7:04 am to Bushmaster
Family was washing the plastic plates to reuse them
Posted on 11/25/16 at 7:10 am to TDcline
The only trashy thing I saw yesterday was my cousin poured himself a little whiskey then used a fruity beer as the mixer. He's always got a drink in his hand but ol' boy decided to go hard yesterday I guess.
Posted on 11/25/16 at 7:23 am to TDcline
After dinner alot of us gathered last night to watch the game. I had to watch my sister inlaw eye frick my 17yo nephews buddy last night for 3 hours. There is a 100% chance that she will try to put that pussy on him one day.
Posted on 11/25/16 at 7:24 am to MrFreakinMiyagi
quote:
Her arse has still made a couple of appearances
Any good?
Posted on 11/25/16 at 7:45 am to dcrews
Just a gambling addict brother in law that swore up and down his mom was the reason for a big loss because she borrowed 15g and he lost it when she repaid the debt.
He also said he would have won the lottery but forgot to turn the numbers in...he wrote them on a sheet of paper apparently.
He also said he would have won the lottery but forgot to turn the numbers in...he wrote them on a sheet of paper apparently.
Posted on 11/25/16 at 8:13 am to dagrippa
Things were pretty calm with my family yesterday.
I did hit my cousin's kid in the head with a bean bag while we were playing cornhole. He's an obnoxious little shite that doesn't listen. He kept getting in the way interrupting the game. So at one point he decided to stand on the cornhole board while my beanbag was in mid air and it pegged him in the head. He cried a little, my cousin laughed and told him that's what he gets for not listening.
It's just a good thing we weren't playing horseshoes. That could have been ugly.
I did hit my cousin's kid in the head with a bean bag while we were playing cornhole. He's an obnoxious little shite that doesn't listen. He kept getting in the way interrupting the game. So at one point he decided to stand on the cornhole board while my beanbag was in mid air and it pegged him in the head. He cried a little, my cousin laughed and told him that's what he gets for not listening.
It's just a good thing we weren't playing horseshoes. That could have been ugly.
This post was edited on 11/25/16 at 8:15 am
Posted on 11/25/16 at 10:06 am to TDcline
I need a shower after reading the first two pages of this thread.
Posted on 11/25/16 at 10:15 am to Mootsman
In laws was as always a disaster. Father in law hopped up on drugs, mother in law being classy with cheap champagne, wal mart OJ, and plastic wine glasses, and ofcoirse wife's aunt and uncle telling everyone that the last 16 yrs of their life was wasted on each other. Food was shite to. My family was last night and 0 stories to tell. Always a pleasure to be around my side. 
Posted on 11/25/16 at 10:34 am to JJBTiger2012
We discovered that a female cousin back in West Virginia is now dating a black guy. This is quite a feat for a number of reasons. If you ever travel to West Virginia, you will be hard-pressed to find any sort of minorities. Don't be fooled by Randy Moss and Rand U. West Virginia has very few brotha's walking around.
As far as we know, she is the first female in the family to sample the BBC, or at least openly admit to it; oddly enough, she's from an upper middle class, albeit "redneckish", household.
Well, it turns out that one of the older relatives did not approve of the relationship. What's peculiar about the elder male's objection to the ebony/ivory duo is his track record with morality and social issues.
He is now an atheist after his daughter suffered from a terminal illness during childhood (swore off God because he felt that no deity would inflict such harm on a child). That same daughter has had three children out of wedlock, with multiple fathers.
Also, apparently he finally approves of another cousin's homosexual orientation, despite his initial repulsion. This seemed to be an indication of some significant social progress.
So, for those of you keeping track at home. This is the moral compass of my relative:
-Homosexuals = Acceptable
-Atheism = Acceptable
-Childbirth out of wedlock = Acceptable
-Interracial relationships = frick THAT shite, NOT IN THIS FAMILY
As far as we know, she is the first female in the family to sample the BBC, or at least openly admit to it; oddly enough, she's from an upper middle class, albeit "redneckish", household.
Well, it turns out that one of the older relatives did not approve of the relationship. What's peculiar about the elder male's objection to the ebony/ivory duo is his track record with morality and social issues.
He is now an atheist after his daughter suffered from a terminal illness during childhood (swore off God because he felt that no deity would inflict such harm on a child). That same daughter has had three children out of wedlock, with multiple fathers.
Also, apparently he finally approves of another cousin's homosexual orientation, despite his initial repulsion. This seemed to be an indication of some significant social progress.
So, for those of you keeping track at home. This is the moral compass of my relative:
-Homosexuals = Acceptable
-Atheism = Acceptable
-Childbirth out of wedlock = Acceptable
-Interracial relationships = frick THAT shite, NOT IN THIS FAMILY
Posted on 11/25/16 at 10:38 am to ellishughtiger
quote:
Went to the so's families house in Audubon Place. A friendly game of touch football broke out against the neighbors. The 12 year old little Jewish shite tripped me-I got him mean with a stiff arm returning a punt that put him on his arse, felt good.
One of the cousins served herself on the presentation plate and used a white linen with her dark dress. Epitome of trash!
Who the frick punts in touch football?
This post was edited on 11/25/16 at 10:39 am
Posted on 11/25/16 at 10:40 am to TDcline
In
Posted on 11/25/16 at 11:06 am to dcrews
quote:
Any good?
This year? No
Posted on 11/25/16 at 11:16 am to saint amant steve
quote:
West Virginia
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Interracial relationships
Both equally as trashy.
Posted on 11/25/16 at 11:36 am to Mootsman
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