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re: NSFW 25 Cringeworthy Sex Moves That Girls Wish Guys Would Stop Doing

Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:23 pm to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55454 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:23 pm to
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They do it in pornos all the time so I thought that was the norm


I'm not sure I could hang out with a woman afterwards if she wanted to be humiliated like that. I like getting rough but I'm no sadist.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:24 pm to
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I always use a knuckle...girls seem to like it.


I've been told it's like an alien poking.
Posted by Doldil
The Ham
Member since Jan 2010
6214 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:24 pm to
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quote:
please stop trying to spell the alphabet onto my genitals.


I used to do that.


American Pie teaching everyone wrong...wtf
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29764 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:24 pm to
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Who spits on a woman (besides butthole lube) without her asking? That seems like a good way to get your balls twisted.


Only when its been a while and I can't cum...fake the O and then spit a little on her. I mean frick its time for bed.
Posted by Alabama Slim
2009,2011 BCS National Champions
Member since Jul 2007
9936 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:25 pm to
this chick needs some higher standards. It reads like she only fricks porn addicts.
This post was edited on 10/1/14 at 4:26 pm
Posted by KindaRaw
Member since Jun 2014
3963 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:26 pm to
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10. Repetitive tapping of the clitoris. I know you played a lot of video games, but do you really need to treat my clit like the “B” button?

Posted by Bigbuick
Gulfport,MS
Member since Nov 2007
572 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:26 pm to
I didn't see don't spray your load all over my face on the list.I always knew that loved that
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55454 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:27 pm to
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I always knew that loved that


Especially if you have enough velocity to clean out the sinus cavities.
Posted by Bigbuick
Gulfport,MS
Member since Nov 2007
572 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:29 pm to
I always knew that loved that Especially if you have enough velocity to clean out the sinus cavities.[/quote]

This post was edited on 10/1/14 at 4:36 pm
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:30 pm to
Well I only do one of those, so I guess it's true that I rock in bed.

Total condom ninja. I do appreciate that they pretend like they don't know until I pull out, though.
This post was edited on 10/1/14 at 4:31 pm
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:42 pm to
Chick who wrote the article +/- 300 lbs?
Posted by LaFlyer
Member since Oct 2012
1043 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:43 pm to
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Paige

Have experienced all but the choking


I am very hesitant to try this one. It's been requested a few times but not something I'm sure about trying.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108383 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:47 pm to
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5. Boob massaging, sucking, and mushing of any kind. Are you a mammogram machine? No? Okay, then stop examining my boobs with your hands and mouth. It feels like you are searching for lumps. Just do deliberate things to the nipples. That’s it. That is all we need. We have gynos to do the rest.

Yeah, good luck finding a guy who doesn't want to do this.
Posted by jiffyjohnson
1226 miles from Death Valley
Member since Nov 2011
5007 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:55 pm to
that broad sounds like shes hard to please in any facet of her life.

the alphabet thing had me rollin tho
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:56 pm to
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good luck finding a guy who doesn't want to do this.


no shite, because bewbs
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63322 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 4:58 pm to
I learned so much from the author of that article.
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45241 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:00 pm to
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the female human

It took a little while but this thread is now delivering.
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45241 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:02 pm to
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Premature choking. Don’t choke me while we’re making out, or before we even get close to me putting your hand on my throat. It’s best to have an ask here, or at least a sort of tentative gesture.

I have to disagree here...you don't want to ask first, it ruins the whole mood. Just take a shot and choke her. What's the worst that could happen?
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
17823 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:07 pm to
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16. Guys who push your head down during oral. I am not a human FleshLight.
Deal with it.
Posted by Eman5805
West Bank
Member since Nov 2010
5098 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:13 pm to
The spelling alphabets one. Funny stuff.
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