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re: NSFW 25 Cringeworthy Sex Moves That Girls Wish Guys Would Stop Doing
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:15 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:15 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Agreed - author sounds like huge PIA
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Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:16 pm to Bigbuick
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When guys do the ‘come hither g-spot move’ way too hard. I appreciate you trying to access my pleasure centers or whatever, but right now, you are dangerously close to accessing my bladder.
This bitch is scared to squirt!
This post was edited on 10/1/14 at 5:17 pm
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:17 pm to lsu480
Yeah, that one was surprising. I haven't encountered a woman who didn't enjoy furious rubbing of the ribbed for her pleasure spot.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:18 pm to lsu480
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This bitch is scared to squirt!
she's a fat fricking wannabee feminist hog who probably has never been laid
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:19 pm to 777Tiger
Hint lady, that feeling in your bladder is your squirt!
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:23 pm to lsu480
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5. Boob massaging, sucking, and mushing of any kind. Are you a mammogram machine? No? Okay, then stop examining my boobs with your hands and mouth. It feels like you are searching for lumps. Just do deliberate things to the nipples. That’s it. That is all we need. We have gynos to do the rest.
I call BS. My wife asks me to do this to her.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:25 pm to lsu480
Ok, the tongue in the ear thing? I always liked it myself. Especially if it was a sneak attack.
Do most girls really dislike that, or is it just one more item on Sandra Fluke's list that proves shes clueless?
Do most girls really dislike that, or is it just one more item on Sandra Fluke's list that proves shes clueless?
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:26 pm to Bigbuick
Wow...she sounds like a terrible lay.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:26 pm to League Champs
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Do most girls really dislike that,
hot spot for a lot of women
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:27 pm to Bigbuick
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We don’t like condoms either. They just prevent pregnancy and life-threatening disease, okay? That’s the realness. Either wear it and shut up about it or just don’t have sex with me.
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Spanking, choking, scratching, and biting can all be fun. But they might not be fun if they’re really aggressive and scary and feel like an attempt at murder.
The thing is, I think a lot of the guys this broad has been with were in fact actually trying to murder her.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:31 pm to LuckyTiger
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I think a lot of the guys this broad has been with were in fact actually trying to murder her.
can you blame them?
:crimeofpassiondefense
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:32 pm to Bigbuick
quote:Guilty
20. Trying to sneak in butt stuff. We get it. You want butt stuff. Just ask for it. Stop trying to get there via drunk maneuvers and “accidental” slips
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:32 pm to 777Tiger
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quote: This bitch is scared to squirt! she's a fat fricking wannabee feminist hog who probably has never been laid
Have you seen her pic on that website? She's not fat at all. Definitely a hipster fem though.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:33 pm to DrTyger
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I call BS. My wife asks me to do this to her.
Ya the girl I am seeing now literally wants me to smash her tits while we are having sex, if I am behind her she puts her hands on top of mine and smashes down! She has kinda small tits and they are real so its something I haven't experienced in awhile since you can't really do that with fake ones, at least not as hard as she has be squeezing.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:37 pm to Bigbuick
I can also say that the scratching thing goes both ways. I don't like it at all. I have scars on my back from this random I smashed 10 years ago. I also thought she literally was trying to eat my ear
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:45 pm to Bigbuick
That girl just sounds like an uptight count by reading that. #5 pissed me off because she never stopped to think that maybe guys like the feel of boobs and it turns them on to feel them. We aren't there to please only you, stupid bitch. She should count herself lucky if a guy cares enough to make an effort to do a lot of the things on that list
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:45 pm to Bigbuick
Well this pretty much knocks out my entire repertoire.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:46 pm to Hammertime
I don't agree with everything she said, but she's pretty spot on with some of them.
Also, I'm not one for condoms.. But my lack of random sex makes that no big deal.
If there are actually guys out there secretly slipping off condoms with randoms who specifically ask for them, I hope with every ounce of me that the chick is loaded to the max with STDs and infects the jerk.
That's as bad as a chick holding a guy in her who is attempting to pull out.
Also, I'm not one for condoms.. But my lack of random sex makes that no big deal.
If there are actually guys out there secretly slipping off condoms with randoms who specifically ask for them, I hope with every ounce of me that the chick is loaded to the max with STDs and infects the jerk.
That's as bad as a chick holding a guy in her who is attempting to pull out.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:49 pm to LouisianaLady
Who the hell spits on people? If a girl did that to me, I'd hock a loogie in her hair
Posted on 10/1/14 at 5:49 pm to deltaland
Typical OT dickhead.
She's a stupid bitch because you're doing something that feels awkward to her.
I actually like handfuls of boob type of grabs, so I don't agree with her .. But that doesn't make her a stupid bitch.
What if I got off to slapping your dick against my eyeballs? It would still be weird as shite to you.
She's a stupid bitch because you're doing something that feels awkward to her.
I actually like handfuls of boob type of grabs, so I don't agree with her .. But that doesn't make her a stupid bitch.
What if I got off to slapping your dick against my eyeballs? It would still be weird as shite to you.
This post was edited on 10/1/14 at 5:51 pm
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