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New theme park coming to the Redneck Riviera

Posted on 2/8/17 at 3:01 pm
Posted by boxcarbarney
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 3:01 pm
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A new theme park coming to Alabama’s Gulf Coast hopes to fill a void left by Hurricane Katrina’s destruction of Six Flags New Orleans more than a decade ago.
The Owa theme park, about 45 minutes southeast of Mobile, is set to open this summer. It will feature 20 rides as part of a $500-million complex built by a local Native American tribe.



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Italy-based Zamperla will provide all the rides for Owa park, including three roller coasters.
The marque Rollin’ Thunder coaster will be a clone of the Thunderbolt at New York’s Coney Island. The 125-foot-tall looping steel coaster will feature a 110-foot vertical lift and four inversions, including a dive loop, a corkscrew and a heart-line roll.
The other two coasters: A wild mouse ride with spinning cars and an oval kiddie one with a mid-course helix.
The collection of thrill rides includes:
? Disk’O half-pipe ride
? Air Race airplane ride, which simulates an acrobatic air show
? Discovery pendulum swing, with outward-facing seats and a rotating gondola
? Enterprise-style ride attached to a tilting arm with swinging gondola seats
? a 125-foot tall swing tower
More family-oriented rides include:
? 40-foot-tall hot air balloon tower ride
? Wave Swing carousel
? Rockin’ Tug half-pipe ride
? Kiddie drop tower
? Teacups
? Autopia-style big-rig truck driving course; and
? 5 Dumbo-style spinning flat rides (Aerozoom, Magic Bikes, Flying Tigers, Jump Around and Mini Jet)


My favorite part of the article:

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Zamperla is a company that creates most of the rides at parks in Italy, Germany, Guatemala, Iraq and North Korea as well as at Luna Park at New York’s Coney Island.


I bet those theme parks in Iraq and North Korea are a blast.


This post was edited on 2/8/17 at 3:07 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 3:08 pm to
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Guatemala
Would not patronize.

Aviateca/Avianca Guatemala is in the same category.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 3:10 pm to
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fill a void left by Hurricane Katrina’s destruction of Six Flags New Orleans


I wasn't aware anyone cared about that
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 3:11 pm to
They didn't. They were happy to get out from under thstvanchor after Katrina
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 3:12 pm to
This sounds more like Dixie Landing than Six Flags.
Posted by bleeng
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 3:14 pm to
"The 14-acre site will be the biggest amusement park in Alabama and the only nearby option for serious thrill seekers in a four-state area."

Then later on in the article....


"The 520-acre complex will include a shopping center, hotels and a youth sports complex. Future expansion also calls for a water park, condominiums and an RV park."

LA Times writer doesn't proofread his own article...

And anything that keeps the whales off the beach I'm good with..


Posted by GCTigahs
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 3:14 pm to
Apparently this is going on the Foley Beach Express by the McDonald's. Way to screw up a good thing!!
Posted by Napoleon
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 3:18 pm to
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 3:18 pm to
at least this will get built, as opposed to that moron in houma pitching a 5 BILLION dollar indoor theme park.

if you want a good laugh, go to his facebook page (bon temps resort). some of the highlights include: worlds largest indoor theme park, large hotels, gated private community, shopping centers....all of this in beautiful HOUMA Louisiana! but apparently all he needs to get started is for his "bonds to get paid out" he's got 3 years of facebook posts saying "looks like we'll get our bonds paid out by the end of the month."

and his current job? radio DJ and running small carnival booths on the weekends.
Posted by CubsFanBudMan
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 3:28 pm to
14 acres of the 520 acre complex will be the theme park. The rest will include a shopping center, hotels and a youth sports complex. Future expansion also calls for a water park, condominiums and an RV park.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 3:33 pm to
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at least this will get built, as opposed to that moron in houma pitching a 5 BILLION dollar indoor theme park. if you want a good laugh, go to his facebook page (bon temps resort). some of the highlights include: worlds largest indoor theme park, large hotels, gated private community, shopping centers....all of this in beautiful HOUMA Louisiana! but apparently all he needs to get started is for his "bonds to get paid out" he's got 3 years of facebook posts saying "looks like we'll get our bonds paid out by the end of the month." and his current job? radio DJ and running small carnival booths on the weekends.


He sounds delusional.

At least the guy who was trying to build the water park north of I-10 between Lafayette and Lake Charles knew it was a POS
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25911 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 3:48 pm to
This is going to be a massive waste of money. It is in the middle of nowhere. The best they could hope for is if the Indians put a casino out there. This is going to be a failure.
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:18 pm to
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Apparently this is going on the Foley Beach Express by the McDonald's. Way to screw up a good thing!!
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Oh god dammit. Now I'm gonna have to find a new route to Perdido.
Posted by Thurber
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:32 pm to
Awesome
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:35 pm to
Just when you thought SE Alabama couldn't get any trashier, they build a theme park
Posted by mark65mc
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:35 pm to
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I bet those theme parks in Iraq and North Korea are a blast.


For North Korea, I bet there is an "It's a Small World" knock-off and all of the vignettes are of their dear leader curing their sickness, ending their hunger and defeating all of the evil capitalist pigs.
Posted by ElderTiger
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:48 pm to
Wouldn't 45 minutes south east of Mobile be in the gulf. Sounds like an offshore casino since an Indian tribe is involved.
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:48 pm to
Trashy as frick.
Posted by Socrates Johnson
Madisonville
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 4:56 pm to
Is this different from Blue Collar Country? Wasn't that the Jeff Foxworthy one they were talking about?
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 5:16 pm to
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fill a void left by Hurricane Katrina’s destruction of Six Flags New Orleans





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I wasn't aware anyone cared about that



Wasn't that place shut down before Katrina?
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