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Need some pun help to piss off the Mrs
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:00 pm
CSB: the wife came home all pissed off the other day because someone said the phrase "you don't be listening" at work. So to help her with her frustrations, I've been bombarding her with similar phrases. So far I've got:
-you should clean your wedding ring, it don't be glistening
-your breath isn't fresh, you don't be Listerine
-the teapot isn't ready yet, it don't be whistling
If anybody can provide some more to help her out, I'd really appreciate it.
-you should clean your wedding ring, it don't be glistening
-your breath isn't fresh, you don't be Listerine
-the teapot isn't ready yet, it don't be whistling
If anybody can provide some more to help her out, I'd really appreciate it.
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Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:02 pm to LucasP
PIIHB and say something about not shitting
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:03 pm to LucasP
Pics of the Mrs so we can help you out?
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:04 pm to LucasP
Them sandwiches ain't gonna be making dem selves.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:04 pm to LucasP
You need to don't be posting anymore.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:04 pm to LucasP
Better open them thighs, I'm coming in fisting
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:04 pm to LucasP
Something is wrong with the sprinklers; they don't be misting.
I ain't eating that tough piece of meat; I don't be gristling.
I ain't eating that tough piece of meat; I don't be gristling.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:04 pm to LucasP
Why we don't be fistening?
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:05 pm to LucasP
so you're gonna troll your pissed off wife even more?
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:05 pm to LucasP
quote:
someone said the phrase "you don't be listening" at work.
The proper response is, "But I do be listening."
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:05 pm to LucasP
Where the frick does your wife work? 
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:06 pm to GRTiger
quote:
I ain't eating that tough piece of meat; I don't be gristling.
Using this tonight, Gracias.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:06 pm to LucasP
i'm not paying attention to your work stories cause they don't be interesting.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:07 pm to LucasP
quote:
you don't be listening
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:08 pm to LucasP
No babies for you. We ain't gone be christening
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:08 pm to Muice
Don't mind the tip. It just be slippin in
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:09 pm to LucasP
I'm using the new [whatever] first, you don't be christening.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:10 pm to Muice
quote:
Don't mind the tip. It just be slippin in
perfect. It will definitely result in no sex but will totally be worth it. I'll have a good laugh before jerking off.Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:10 pm to LucasP
Pull down these pants, this dick don't be stiffening.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:11 pm to LucasP
-these party decorations are so basic, you don't be pintresting
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