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re: My Middle School Basketball Coaching Career Begins Tonight

Posted on 12/1/14 at 11:13 pm to
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 11:13 pm to
I really wish I wouldn't have fricked it up that day. I was at the peak of my powers then. I would have loved to frick up da future. Especially knowing how much of a tool he turned out to be.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66467 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 11:15 pm to
we need to get tots out of the office/car and onto the court
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80390 posts
Posted on 12/1/14 at 11:15 pm to
that bum is washed up

5th round pick at best
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35602 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 9:03 am to
quote:

Don't break your ankle when schooling the little kids.


I ruptured my achilles showing my sons team how to rebound when he was seven. Went up for a rebound and it just popped.
This post was edited on 12/2/14 at 9:04 am
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15360 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 9:41 am to
This thread has reminded me of when I played middle school basketball. To say our team was piss poor would be an understatement. That didn't stop our coach from getting scrappy. This guy came into every practice and game reeking of cigar smoke. He most definitely liked to get his sauce on after the game. He had to have gotten kicked out of over half our games. Some of the funniest times of my life.
Posted by TigerTatorTots
The Safeshore
Member since Jul 2009
80801 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

I really wish I wouldn't have fricked it up that day. I was at the peak of my powers then. I would have loved to frick up da future. Especially knowing how much of a tool he turned out to be.
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
87515 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 1:52 pm to
you come from a very,...uhhhh...,interesting coaching tree

who do you count as your coaching idol and mentor?

should I put you in the DBrouss or EMou mold? more of a Larry Comeaux type? Fancy yourself a JPB disciple? Maybe a fan of the Boooooge and Strojjjknee school of thought? or do you want to be like Coach Biggie and loved and respected by all?
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80390 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 2:04 pm to
I'm an EMou "I'm way too cool for all of you" type at practice but I talk a little shite like Strojny but it's actually witty and not gay because I'm not a former cop, mixed in with just blatantly stealing Danny's X's and O's during the game.

Kiely's dad was the ref who threw the point guard out of the game

Dude called my games when I was that age
This post was edited on 12/2/14 at 2:05 pm
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66467 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

I'm an EMou "I'm way too cool for all of you" type at practice but I talk a little shite like Strojny but it's actually witty and not gay because I'm not a former cop, mixed in with just blatantly stealing Danny's X's and O's during the game.




Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80390 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 2:09 pm to
I had a line in there about JPB and getting fricked up but I deleted it.

#maturity
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
87515 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

I'm an EMou "I'm way too cool for all of you" type at practice, mixed in with just blatantly stealing Danny's X's and O's during the game.


If I am in town, we will go out to the Tap Room after the Sunkist and we can tell EMou stories.

everybody steals from Dbrouss, who originally stole from everybody else

quote:

Kiely's dad was the ref who threw the point guard out of the game

when I worked MS games with him he would leave his whistle hanging around his neck for a quarter at a time. he would have to pick it up to blow it

quote:

Dude called my games when I was that age

there are a few still working that called when I was in MS and HS and I graduated in 1990

Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80390 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 2:14 pm to
We're in the junior sunkist week after next, I think. We've got a 6'1 kid who can handle the ball and is just now figuring it all out. His dad isn't very tall, so I don't know if he's topped out, but he's one to look out for.

And I do want to make it a point if I get the time to go see Eli play. Saw Emou at a softball tourney and he told me he's turning the keys over to him this year.
This post was edited on 12/2/14 at 2:15 pm
Posted by SirRohantheDefender
Member since Aug 2005
14788 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 11:58 pm to
Sounds like you got a couple floor generals..
Posted by JD10
Member since Aug 2010
967 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 12:36 am to
Did you wear a suit during the game?

Eta: saw you answered that.

This post was edited on 12/3/14 at 12:38 am
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80390 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 8:54 pm to
We've got one really good floor general but he had to sit tonight because he got a tech last game.

We still eeked out a gutsy victory.

2-0, babe

NBA by spring.
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 9:24 pm to
I need you to come light a fire under our boys. They could give two shits and practice like it too.

We're going to get waxed next week. And I'm actually looking forward to it because maybe they'll figure out they actually have to learn something in practice.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80390 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

I need you to come light a fire under our boys. They could give two shits and practice like it too.

We're going to get waxed next week. And I'm actually looking forward to it because maybe they'll figure out they actually have to learn something in practice.


That's our problem, too. We won the league last year and these kids walk in with the big head and think these teams are going to roll over because of the name on the front of our jersey. We scored 5 points in the first quarter. There was one possession where the other team got 4 offensive rebounds and ended the possession by making a three. Down 14 at half and 10 to start the 4th. All this with 6 minute quarters.

I told them it was a gutsy win, but I lit their asses up too. It was not a post-game speech full of butterflies and rainbows.
This post was edited on 12/3/14 at 9:32 pm
Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 9:33 pm to
These guys will run one movement of the motion offense and whoever has it is like "ah f-it" and two guards I took that hustled during tryouts give about 15% effort now. Wish I would have taken two other kids that weren't as athletic but would hustle and play hard.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80390 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 9:37 pm to
I'm about to implement a "no jump shots in the first quarter" rule. We settle for too many easy jumpers and they don't fall and then we're lazy getting back.

And with those two guards... I'd play their backups even if we get smoked. Make a point early in the season. Your job is not guaranteed. I'd rather lose with the less talented guy giving a shite than the prima donna half-assing it.
Posted by Coach72
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2009
1432 posts
Posted on 12/3/14 at 9:38 pm to
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