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My first experience with "non gender" restrooms
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:55 am
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:55 am
So I had my first experience with a true "non gender" restroom this weekend in Austin. Every other "non gender" restroom I've encountered has just been a normal, single stall restroom with a lock meant for a single person.
But this little coffee shop had 2 restrooms, both labeled "non gender" and both had a urinal (no stall) and a toilet with a stall around it.
The set up of the restroom seemed like it was not a single person restroom. Why would they need a stall around the toilet if it was single person?
So I didn't lock the door or anything because I was confused and I couldn't help wonder how I would defuse the awkwardness if some old lady or young girl walk in while I was peeing at the urinal.
Luckily it was early in the morning and no one else was in the shop, but man, I shouldn't have to worry about this kind of thing just to piss.
But this little coffee shop had 2 restrooms, both labeled "non gender" and both had a urinal (no stall) and a toilet with a stall around it.
The set up of the restroom seemed like it was not a single person restroom. Why would they need a stall around the toilet if it was single person?
So I didn't lock the door or anything because I was confused and I couldn't help wonder how I would defuse the awkwardness if some old lady or young girl walk in while I was peeing at the urinal.
Luckily it was early in the morning and no one else was in the shop, but man, I shouldn't have to worry about this kind of thing just to piss.
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:56 am to Salmon
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but man, I shouldn't have to worry about this kind of thing just to piss.
This
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:57 am to Salmon
If confused, lock the fricking door. It's not hard.....
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:57 am to Salmon
austin's had those for 30 years
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:57 am to Salmon
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:58 am to Salmon
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:58 am to Salmon
Why do you worry about that? Do you not care about terrorism?
This post was edited on 4/19/16 at 8:07 am
Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:00 am to Salmon
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I couldn't help wonder how I would defuse the awkwardness if some old lady or young girl walk in while I was peeing at the urinal.
Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:01 am to Salmon
spend some time in Europe...you'll get the hang of it
Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:05 am to CidCock
I care about nothing when piss.... Well nothing except post piss khaki pants dribble
Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:07 am to Salmon
Someone comes in, just roll with it.
Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:08 am to Salmon
Sounds like you went to Gordough's. Had the exact same experience this weekend. If I remember correctly I think both doors just said "Whatever" on them which is even more Austin chic and super progressive. 
Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:09 am to Salmon
Why would you be worried, shitlord?!
Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:09 am to CharlesLSU
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If confused, lock the fricking door. It's not hard.....
true
but it was obviously not a single person restroom
I mean...I'm not going to protest or throw bibles at the place, I just kept looking over my shoulder as I was peeing hoping some old lady didn't walk in, just a bit awkward and something that I guess I might have to get used to
Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:10 am to Salmon
If someone comes in, just start crying uncontrollably saying you wish you were born with a vagina.
Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:10 am to DFWAggie09
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progressive
The greatest fallacy is that any of this is progressive. Does anyone know world history?
Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:11 am to CharlesLSU
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It's not hard.....
Until an old lady walks in while your dicks in your hand.
Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:11 am to Salmon
You're a bigot for assuming someone would want to watch you piss.
Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:11 am to Salmon
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So I didn't lock the door or anything because I was confused and I couldn't help wonder how I would defuse the awkwardness if some old lady or young girl walk in while I was peeing at the urinal.
Tell them you wiener is really a piece of garden hose you had the doctor attach and you have a reality show premiering next month. Chances are they'd be so excited to meet you they'd buy you a cup of coffee and a scone.
That or you could just drop your pants and take a dump on the floor. Tell them you identify as a labradoodle.
This post was edited on 4/19/16 at 8:13 am
Posted on 4/19/16 at 8:11 am to Salmon
just take a crap in the urinal
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