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My Awkward Moment in Church Today

Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:38 pm
Posted by GTSwarms
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Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:38 pm
I am at Church today and it was packed. This cute girl is sitting beside me and I didn't think much of it. So when the Pastor told everybody turn around and say hi to your neighbor part, I turned to my left and shook a dude's hand then I turned to my right to shake the cute girl's hand.

The only problem, she didn't have a hand. I think she was born without a hand or must have gotten into an accident or something. I didn't know what to do because it caught me off guard so I grabbed her arm and shook her arm. It happened so quickly I did not know what to do. She was laughing. I felt horrible because I have never been in that situation before. It bothered me throughout the entire sermon. I was so embarrassed.

After the sermon I went to the coffee shop that we have in our church and she came up to me while in line and thanked me because everybody that has to shake her hand in certain situation, they always freak out and don't know what to do, but she said I did the right thing and it made her feel normal for once.

It was just crazy awkward, but I don't feel bad about it now like I did in Church when it actually happened.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:39 pm to
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18364 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:39 pm to
Elbow to stump bump?? You did right
Posted by Signal Soldier
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Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:40 pm to


Now to have her put the stump in your butt
Posted by Burhead
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:40 pm to
More importantly what kind of church has a coffee shop in them?
Posted by Mullet Flap
Lysdexia
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Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:42 pm to



Oh gosh..great story. I'll have to read it to my grandchildren
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:42 pm to
Got stump, will bump.
Posted by TigerDeBaiter
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:42 pm to
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I went to the coffee shop that we have in our church


Posted by maine82
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

More importantly what kind of church has a coffee shop in them?


Big evangelical mega-churches.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124256 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:43 pm to
One stupid fricking story
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:43 pm to
Get her to stand behind you and stick her arm nub between your legs...... Makes it look like you have a big cock.
This post was edited on 8/23/15 at 12:44 pm
Posted by GTSwarms
FloRida
Member since Jul 2015
1563 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:43 pm to
my church has 4,700 members
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
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Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:44 pm to









So how cute are we talking here? WYHI even though she was missing a hand?
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:44 pm to
Why did you get coffee?
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
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Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:45 pm to
Pics?
Posted by Lou Pai
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:45 pm to
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More importantly what kind of church has a coffee shop in them?





Probably the ones that advertise on TV with "I can only imaginnnneee!"
Posted by GTSwarms
FloRida
Member since Jul 2015
1563 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:45 pm to
I always get an ice coffee after Church
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124256 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:46 pm to
are you dating this chick now?
Posted by msutiger
Shreveport
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Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:46 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/3/23 at 2:03 pm
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
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Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:48 pm to
You should have hugged her.
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