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My Awkward Moment in Church Today
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:38 pm
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:38 pm
I am at Church today and it was packed. This cute girl is sitting beside me and I didn't think much of it. So when the Pastor told everybody turn around and say hi to your neighbor part, I turned to my left and shook a dude's hand then I turned to my right to shake the cute girl's hand.
The only problem, she didn't have a hand. I think she was born without a hand or must have gotten into an accident or something. I didn't know what to do because it caught me off guard so I grabbed her arm and shook her arm. It happened so quickly I did not know what to do. She was laughing. I felt horrible because I have never been in that situation before. It bothered me throughout the entire sermon. I was so embarrassed.
After the sermon I went to the coffee shop that we have in our church and she came up to me while in line and thanked me because everybody that has to shake her hand in certain situation, they always freak out and don't know what to do, but she said I did the right thing and it made her feel normal for once.
It was just crazy awkward, but I don't feel bad about it now like I did in Church when it actually happened.
The only problem, she didn't have a hand. I think she was born without a hand or must have gotten into an accident or something. I didn't know what to do because it caught me off guard so I grabbed her arm and shook her arm. It happened so quickly I did not know what to do. She was laughing. I felt horrible because I have never been in that situation before. It bothered me throughout the entire sermon. I was so embarrassed.
After the sermon I went to the coffee shop that we have in our church and she came up to me while in line and thanked me because everybody that has to shake her hand in certain situation, they always freak out and don't know what to do, but she said I did the right thing and it made her feel normal for once.
It was just crazy awkward, but I don't feel bad about it now like I did in Church when it actually happened.
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:39 pm to GTSwarms
Elbow to stump bump?? You did right
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:40 pm to GTSwarms
Now to have her put the stump in your butt
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:40 pm to Signal Soldier
More importantly what kind of church has a coffee shop in them?
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:42 pm to GTSwarms
Oh gosh..great story. I'll have to read it to my grandchildren
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:42 pm to Signal Soldier
Got stump, will bump.
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:42 pm to GTSwarms
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I went to the coffee shop that we have in our church
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:42 pm to Burhead
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More importantly what kind of church has a coffee shop in them?
Big evangelical mega-churches.
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:43 pm to GTSwarms
One stupid fricking story
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:43 pm to GTSwarms
Get her to stand behind you and stick her arm nub between your legs...... Makes it look like you have a big cock.
This post was edited on 8/23/15 at 12:44 pm
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:43 pm to maine82
my church has 4,700 members
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:44 pm to GTSwarms
So how cute are we talking here? WYHI even though she was missing a hand?
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:45 pm to Burhead
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More importantly what kind of church has a coffee shop in them?
Probably the ones that advertise on TV with "I can only imaginnnneee!"
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:45 pm to BRgetthenet
I always get an ice coffee after Church
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:46 pm to GTSwarms
are you dating this chick now?
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:46 pm to GTSwarms
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This post was edited on 4/3/23 at 2:03 pm
Posted on 8/23/15 at 12:48 pm to GTSwarms
You should have hugged her.
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