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re: My Awkward Moment in Church Today

Posted on 8/23/15 at 2:45 pm to
Posted by QuiteTheConundrum
Member since Dec 2013
1140 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 2:45 pm to
So did you frick her yet or not ?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47486 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

More importantly what kind of church has a coffee shop in them?



Healing Place has a coffee shop, cafe, book store, big arse day care, reverse atms.
Posted by VaBamaMan
North AL
Member since Apr 2013
7652 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

I don't go to Church to pick up girls.


As a youth pastor, sincerely, you are doing it wrong.


Yes, I know you were being facetious.
Posted by GTSwarms
FloRida
Member since Jul 2015
1563 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

So did you frick her yet or not ?


No but I went home and jerked off about her.
Posted by TJGator1215
FL/TN
Member since Sep 2011
14174 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 2:47 pm to
Lmao
Posted by ColdDuck
BR via da Parish
Member since Sep 2006
2761 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 2:48 pm to


This pic is better.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71046 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 2:55 pm to
quote:


As a youth pastor, sincerely, you are doing it wrong.


If you don't try to meet women there, you ARE doing it wrong. That's where you find the right kind of woman.
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
18960 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

Guys, come on now. I don't go to Church to pick up girls. I go to Church to worship God. The Jesus Messiah! Emanuel.

You were still worshipping while grabbing your mocha latte?

There would have been nothing wrong with asking this girl out.

1)You already said that she was attractive (which you had no problem noticing while "worshipping ")
2)You obviously share a common interest in your faith
3)She showed an interest in getting to know you better

The more I am thinking about this, the more I feel like you might be bullshitting us a bit.

Maybe not about the whole story, but maybe about her being cute, or approaching you later.

It doesn't add up.
Posted by GTSwarms
FloRida
Member since Jul 2015
1563 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 3:05 pm to
Maybe because I am married? And because she looked 20 years younger than me?

This post was edited on 8/23/15 at 3:07 pm
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
18960 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 3:06 pm to
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Maybe because I am married?


You could have said this many posts ago

a-hole
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
18960 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

And because she looked 20 years younger than me?

Why did you feel the need to add this?

You're being married was an acceptable answer
Posted by GTSwarms
FloRida
Member since Jul 2015
1563 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 3:10 pm to
It's amazing when you get old, how young people look. I really don't know what her age was but maybe 20-25ish?

I do know this, she had keys (so she is old enough to drive) and I think she has a kid because I saw her waiting at the Child Daycare thing they have for the kids who are too young to worship.

Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39111 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

I think she has a kid because I saw her waiting at the Child Daycare thing


Did she have the mom butt?
Posted by GTSwarms
FloRida
Member since Jul 2015
1563 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 3:18 pm to
naah - she had a tight arse, tight little bod
Posted by Methuselah
On da Riva
Member since Jan 2005
23350 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

my church has 4,700 members


Anything under a billion is bush leagues.
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 4:30 pm to
Posted by JETigER
LSU 2011 National Champions
Member since Dec 2003
7081 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 4:36 pm to
All churches are political organization. The liberal churches have a coffe shop the conservative churches do not.
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36353 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 4:42 pm to


quote:

my church has 4,700 members


By any chance, is your church in South Florida?

And
Posted by Rougarou4lsu
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2003
3079 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

I went to the coffee shop that we have in our church



And this was probably the only reason for the thread.
To let everyone know he has a coffee shop in his church.

The awkward moment becomes an afternoon
Posted by goldenbadger08
Sorting Out MSB BS Since 2011
Member since Oct 2011
37900 posts
Posted on 8/23/15 at 4:43 pm to
Do they not teach proper etiquette in Georgia?
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