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re: My 13 year old son just gave me the rundown on VSCO girls

Posted on 9/20/19 at 11:24 pm to
Posted by RabidTiger
Member since Nov 2009
3127 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 11:24 pm to
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I have read this thread and I still have no idea what the frick anyone is talking about.


Me neither, but between this description and old boy rambling about goth girls it sounds exactly like my high school.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39628 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 11:30 pm to
I'm 1/1 not having a daughter. May just close up shop with a VaSeCtOmy after reading this nonsense.

Rather not risk it.
This post was edited on 9/20/19 at 11:31 pm
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12125 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 11:40 pm to
I’ve read this entire thread and still can’t visualize wtf a vsco girl is … I’m guessing that it’s a fad wherein chicks try to all dress/act like the Hollywood version of the stereotypical high school “it” chick group. Like a teenage hipster version of the Stepford wives?







Or am I wrong?
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25969 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 11:41 pm to
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Having a "body" used to code for murder. Now, I've slain some poon in my day, but never literally.


So instead of tear tattoos under the eye do the girls get a row of little dicks running down their leg from their pussy?
Posted by RabidTiger
Member since Nov 2009
3127 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 11:46 pm to
I think you're wrong. It just sounds like dressing like the Hollister or Urban Outfitters catalog.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47563 posts
Posted on 9/20/19 at 11:55 pm to
Kids have always been and always will be frickin retards when it comes to balancing individualism and expression.
Posted by IllegalPete
Front Range
Member since Oct 2017
7182 posts
Posted on 9/21/19 at 1:50 am to
What Royale with Cheese said
This post was edited on 9/21/19 at 1:57 am
Posted by RoyaleWithCheese
Member since Jan 2013
603 posts
Posted on 9/21/19 at 1:52 am to
BuzzFeed: still-unsure-about-what-a-vsco-girl-is-let-us-explain
This post was edited on 9/21/19 at 1:52 am
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64984 posts
Posted on 9/21/19 at 3:22 am to
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Kids today refer are weird, ole ladies niece and nephew who are like 15 say that when you have sex with somebody it's called a "body"


I’m betting when you were a kid you ate enough paint chips to kill a water buffalo.
Posted by 7LSU7
Member since Sep 2016
1084 posts
Posted on 9/21/19 at 4:39 am to
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Mine are into this too. They are heavy into 90s fashions. So my decade is coming back.

Time to dust off the Z. Cavariccis
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20574 posts
Posted on 9/21/19 at 4:48 am to
Now THAT is something I never needed to know about, and yet...I’m oddly intrigued by the stupidity of it all.
Posted by paladine36
Member since Feb 2013
1478 posts
Posted on 9/21/19 at 5:02 am to
"water Flask"
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32505 posts
Posted on 9/21/19 at 5:50 am to
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Birkenstock shoes
Scrunchie hair ties
Hydroflask water bottles
Brandy Melville clothing
Instagram-able meals
Metal straws
Slip on Vans shoes
Choker necklaces
Multiple rings worn at once
Friendship bracelets
Polaroid cameras
Pastel nail polish
Mario Badescu skincare products
Fjällräven backpacks
Stickers on laptops and water bottles
Carmex lip balm





So the fun, easy girls first two years of college?
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
49156 posts
Posted on 9/21/19 at 6:20 am to
I don't understand this thread at all
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 9/21/19 at 6:36 am to
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They are heavy into 90s fashions.



My daughter and her friends are so stupid they they think it's 80s fashion.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 9/21/19 at 7:10 am to
I can understand the fashion trends, stickers, thermos, and happy thoughts about turtles.

But I would absolutely slap the living shite out of my kid if she was uttering unintelligible sounds in an effort to vocalize keyboard strokes. That bitch in the video sounded like she was retarded or had Turrets.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34526 posts
Posted on 9/21/19 at 7:26 am to
Jesus. How bored are white kids these days?
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29737 posts
Posted on 9/21/19 at 8:50 am to
I wouldn’t have understood unless my teen son told me all about it. Now I’m noticing these bratty kids
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8353 posts
Posted on 9/21/19 at 8:50 am to
I'm a vsco boy.
Posted by nerd guy
Grapevine
Member since Dec 2008
12801 posts
Posted on 9/21/19 at 8:53 am to
I have two daughters (1 month and a 3 year old) and all i can think is....im fricked. God knows what weird shite they'll be into when they're teens.
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