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re: Most truly awkward moment on a date you've ever had
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:20 am to iLikeMike
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:20 am to iLikeMike
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Sad thing is he tried really hard....took me to one of those traveling broadway plays at the river center theater because he knew I liked them. But I just wasn't into him....and tried to make it obvious, but apparently he didn't read my signals well at all...
He probably read them, but read what he wanted. He probably really liked you, so he didn't want to believe what his eyes were telling him. He wanted to believe you would like him back if he just kept trying. Poor guy.
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Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:20 am to soccerfüt
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She: So, where do you work, (my name)?
Me: Initech.
She: In... yeah, what do you do there?
Me: I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch.
She: What's that?
Me: Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
She: You're just not gonna go?
Me: Yeah.
She: Won't you get fired?
Me: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
She: So you're gonna quit?
Me: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
She: When did you decide all that?
Me: About an hour ago.
She: Oh, really? About an hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?
Me: I don't think I'd like another job.
She: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
Me: You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.
She: Well, so what do you wanna do?
Me: I wanna take you out to dinner, and then I wanna go back to my apartment and watch 'Kung Fu'. Do you ever watch 'Kung Fu'?
She: I love 'Kung Fu'.
Me: Channel 39.
She: Totally.
Me: You should come over and watch 'Kung Fu' tonight.
She: Ok.
[I nod]
She: Ok. Can we order lunch first?
[I nod again]
She: Ok.
Something fishy about this story. I think I've heard it before...
my contribution is from when we were in college. we went and saw for dinner and then headed back to my place to watch a movie. I got hard and she saw the girth through my jeans and just stared. and then attacked. was some of the best sex i've ever had. We banged for the next 4 semesters but never committed to each other. She was a winner.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:26 am to TigerFanatic99
Walking with a girl and some street psychic or something called her over and described what her ideal lover was to which she responded with "Wow that's just like a guy I know at work" 
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:35 am to TigersNYC
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:36 am to rebeloke
i dont understand it, but i like it.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:41 am to rebeloke
Are those all supposed to be the same girl?
Posted on 6/27/14 at 11:44 am to kingbob
I just thought I would post a picture that made about as much sense as some of these stories... 
Well, bitches be crazy but we dig it...
Well, bitches be crazy but we dig it...
Posted on 6/27/14 at 1:14 pm to kingbob
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Did you ever go on another date with her?
Nope, never even tried.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 1:16 pm to I Love Bama
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I shite my pants on a date.
this must be a bama problem...3rd guy from bama that ive heard did this
Posted on 6/27/14 at 2:37 pm to Topwater Trout
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this must be a bama problem...3rd guy from bama that ive heard did this
On November 1, 1980 the entire Crimson Tide football team (coaches and players) shat their pants in front of thousands at Jackson, MS.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 2:45 pm to rebeloke
Took a girl out to a local bar when I used to drink heavily. We hung out about a few hours and went outside to get in my truck that was in a well lit area. All of a sudden she asked if I pissed myself, I looked down and realized at some point I literally pissed all in my pants. I woke up later to a buddy picking me up and taking me home. She had walked off and I sat down and passed out, outside the bar.
Eta: Apparently people actually shite their pants, so screw my story
Eta: Apparently people actually shite their pants, so screw my story
This post was edited on 6/27/14 at 2:47 pm
Posted on 6/28/14 at 6:07 am to windshieldman
Posted on 6/28/14 at 9:22 am to Topwater Trout
I hope this trend carries over to the FB field.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 10:09 am to rebeloke
This is bad but I was totally in the dark until too late. My freshman year in college during Spring break I was staying over a buddy's house when this douche I went to high school with brought over a really fine girl. I talked some to her and we got along so well she left him and we hooked up ended up doing it and I drove her home in the early hours. I mentioned casually she should drive over and visit me to which she replied I will when I get my license. It hit me more than strange but thought she might of had a DUI or whatever, until we pulled into her hood and she told me to stop because she had to sneak in the house. I said ok, which house is it, and she pointed to her house which in the drive was a State Police car her dad drove. She got out and I never saw her or asked any questions ever or wanted to know.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 10:18 am to LaFlyer
Nothing too crazy, sophomore year brought a girl to Ninfa's. Dumped an entire saucer of queso in my lap.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 1:01 pm to LaFlyer
That sucks, her dad could have thrown you in the slammer!
Posted on 6/28/14 at 1:36 pm to rebeloke
Two couples I knew set me up with a blind date, so the six of us go to an Italian restaurant. Couple #1 gets into a huge fight, they start screaming at each other, wife throws a glass at her husband and storms out. Couple #2 gets drunk: the guy is passed out snoring and his wife gets sick and starts projectile vomiting all over the pasta. My date says "I don't really know these people that well". (Neither did I.) Never saw her again. :)
Posted on 6/28/14 at 1:39 pm to kingbob
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Are those all supposed to be the same girl?
1111111
Posted on 6/28/14 at 2:39 pm to rebeloke
Carriage ride we were go in on a couple of years ago. Horse literally farted on date. Screwed the mood for the rest of the evening.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 2:42 pm to rebeloke
realizing juno was a movie about adoption while there with a girl who was, in fact, adopted
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