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re: Most truly awkward moment on a date you've ever had

Posted on 6/27/14 at 5:16 am to
Posted by bencoleman
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Posted on 6/27/14 at 5:16 am to
Nah, it was a first date.
Posted by Topwater Trout
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Posted on 6/27/14 at 6:09 am to
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First date with a chick and she started her period. I had to go in Kroger and get her tampons


Damn...I hate Kroger
Posted by rebeloke
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Posted on 6/27/14 at 7:24 am to
Jeemanighga! This thread delivered!
Posted by mikelbr
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Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:03 am to
quote:

Most truly awkward moment on a date you've ever had


Haven't had that many awkward moments b/c I think of myself as quick on the feet and can talk/chat up anything and disarm most sitchiations.

But... that date last year with Monday's ex gf when she told me her dad was a poster and I had been posting back and forth with him THAT day at work about the upcoming date and shite.... I was a bit taken aback and at loss for words except OH shite. OH shite. I NEED TO USE MY PHONE. DO YOU MIND.. and I edited about 5 posts.
This post was edited on 6/27/14 at 8:04 am
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:26 am to
Went on a blind date that was set up by my cousin. Turns out it was a girl in my French class at lsu. My cousin then told me she looked like my mom. I pretty much left and went to a bar without paying for anything after that.
Posted by djangochained
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Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:29 am to
Prom night, was picking up my date. I go to pull out my wallet and condom fall on the floor in front of her mom dad and older brother. I casually step on it and slide it closer and pick it up.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:30 am to
Did u still hit it?
Posted by pointdog33
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:32 am to
In high school, me and my girlfriend broke up on homecoming night after she was crowned queen. I still went to the dance with her the next night and it was one the worst nights of my life.


In college,I got asked to go to a sorority formal with a girl who had just broken up with her BF of 4 years. She was cute, but I was obviously doing her and our mutual friends a favor by being her date.
We went to dinner at Ruffinos with large group of girls and their parents and when check time came all the dads pull out their wallets to pay for the meals. My girl's dad didn't, so I got hooked for a $100+ meal when I was the invitee.
This post was edited on 6/27/14 at 8:34 am
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:33 am to
First date with my SO of now over 3 years:
We grabbed lunch at Atcha and then walked to an LSU Baseball game. It was the first Saturday of baseball season. Things seemed to be going well. We had met earlier that week and gotten most of the akward small talk out of the way already. Some time in the 4th inning, she offered me some gum. This is where all hell broke loose. As I was chewing the gum in the 5th, when I went to say something, a tiny glob of gum flew out of my mouth in slow motion and landed on her jeans. The scary music from "Scrubs" played through my head.

I just decided to play it cool, assuming that this relationship would run its course by the end of the afternoon, so I might as well enjoy it. Well, despite me being awkward the rest of the day, I managed to salvage the date enough to get a second one.

Thankfully, she never noticed the gum until a few days later when she went to wash them. She didn't know the gum came from me until years later
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:38 am to
quote:

Prom night, was picking up my date. I go to pull out my wallet and condom fall on the floor in front of her mom dad and older brother. I casually step on it and slide it closer and pick it up.

/thread

Posted by HeadSlash
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Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:44 am to
called a girl by the wrong name in bed
Posted by whit
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Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:46 am to
quote:

We went to dinner at Ruffinos with large group of girls and their parents and when check time came all the dads pull out their wallets to pay for the meals.
Is this normal for a sorority formal? serious question
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:47 am to
One time, back in high school, me and this chick were making out in my bed (no one else was home for once). We were listening to my ipod and I had it on one of my playlists. Things really started progressing and I started thinking "It's gonna happen! It's gonna happen!" She starts taking off her top, I lose my shirt. As we both get down to just our underwear, "I Have A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts" comes on the ipod out of no where (it was on that playlist by mistake)! We both bust out laughing, the moment is completely gone, and she starts putting her clothes back on. Good thing, too, because one of my brothers and my parents ended up getting home early, about 10 minutes after this happened .
Posted by I Love Bama
Alabama
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Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:47 am to
I shite my pants on a date. I ended up going to the bathroom, calling my sister to pick me up and I just left her there.

Never spoke again and I'm pretty sure she didn't know.
Posted by goldenbadger08
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Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:51 am to
No you didn't.
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:52 am to
quote:

I shite my pants on a date. I ended up going to the bathroom, calling my sister to pick me up and I just left her there.

Never spoke again and I'm pretty sure she didn't know.



That bathroom didn't just so happen to be inside your local Walmart did it?
Posted by pointdog33
Member since Jan 2012
2765 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:52 am to
From every sorority girl I have ever told about what happened that night, yes the dads always pay on formal night because it's the big presentation of their daughter.

Every time I ever went to a function, my drinks were always paid for by the my date. I was their date to their function. Seems kind of weird for girls to pay for a guy's stuff, but that's how it always went for me.
Posted by djangochained
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Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:53 am to
quote:

Did u still hit it?


of course
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:54 am to
quote:

One time, back in high school, me and this chick were making out in my bed (no one else was home for once). We were listening to my ipod and I had it on one of my playlists. Things really started progressing and I started thinking "It's gonna happen! It's gonna happen!" She starts taking off her top, I lose my shirt. As we both get down to just our underwear, "I Have A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts" comes on the ipod out of no where (it was on that playlist by mistake)! We both bust out laughing, the moment is completely gone, and she starts putting her clothes back on. Good thing, too, because one of my brothers and my parents ended up getting home early, about 10 minutes after this happened



Let's be honest. You'd have been fine with about 7 minutes to spare.
Posted by I Love Bama
Alabama
Member since Nov 2007
37695 posts
Posted on 6/27/14 at 8:55 am to
quote:

No you didn't.


Not my proudest moment. I was probably about 22.

Keep in mind it wasn't like I dropped a log in my pants. I thought it was a little fart. It was enough to wet my pants though.

I was mortified.
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