re: Most truly awkward moment on a date you've ever had

Not really an awkward date, but had a pretty bizarre experience about a month ago with a chick. Met this chick on Tinder a while back and instantly hit it off. Things are going so good that a few days later she wants to meet up. So I head over to her house after class one day, with plans to hit a few bars and have some fun, and on the way she calls and says she can't find a baby sitter. She wanted to if I'm cool with just hanging out at her house. So fast forward a few hours and a few beers later and this chick is starting to tell me stories about past relationships and shite that has happened in her life, except there is one problem. I find myself not believing a fricking word she is saying. For example, I believe she hurt her back as she claimed, but I don't believe it was because she was riding a horse bareback and got thrown off of it when a pack of wild coyotes attacked the horse. Another bizarre story being an ex nailed her finger the kitchen counter because he was jealous of her piano playing..

So as she keeps pumping out these crazy stories, she starts telling me that she doesn't feel a physical chemistry between us because there isn't the urge to rip each others clothes off and have crazy sex on the counter. Well no fricking shite, I mean her 2 kids are in coming in and out of the kitchen where we are, plus I'm trying to show them a little respect too. I'm not trying to frick her with her kids a few feet away.

Anyway, the night progresses on and the kids fall asleep and of course the bullshite stories keep coming, only now she has become more emotional. One minute this chick is just crying her eyes out and the next she is making out with me like it's her last night on earth. This goes on for like an hour and I can't possibly leave because it's so bizarre I have to see where it goes. So through the tears and the bullshite she decides now she wants to frick me, and god did we ever. This crazy chick was a goddamn animal in bed.

The best part was the relief I felt when she texted me the next day saying it wasn't gonna work out. Way too much crazy for me to deal with.

It wasn't boring that's for sure. I still talk to her a few times a week, but nothing serious. If she is ever DTF again though, I would smash it again in a heatbeat.

so wait

you got to hit the crazy

AND she said don't even bother with the baggage

Sounds almost as legit as the dead fish I had in college

Awww shite. El gaucho alter?

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100% legit. I actually texted a former (now banned) well known poster on this site when it happened. Almost started a thread about it back when it happened.

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you'd be surprised how the most unsuspecting women end up being animals.

Knew this one chick from school who was always laid back and reserved yet literally would want her brains banged out like hardcore porno shite. Weird stuff

First date with a chick and she started her period. I had to go in Kroger and get her tampons

Did you actually read the thread subject? Most awkward moment on a date. What was I supposed to do let her bleed all over my new car? Or perhaps I should have sent her in the store while she was flash flooding?

No she started flooding in the middle of our first date. She had no tampons, it's like it was a total surprise I thought most girls had an idea when it was coming around. She was a fine little blond too.

I know we were in the car headed to eat and she said she was in a bind. I stopped at the first store.