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re: Married Folks- Ever requested a Blumpkin?

Posted on 7/18/14 at 10:49 pm to
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 10:49 pm to
Didn't even know this was a thing.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55454 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 10:50 pm to
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Didn't even know this was a thing.


I'd like to say that it's just something made up on Urban Dictionary....but people do much kinkier things, so it's probably happened.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39581 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 10:52 pm to
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maybe a diet of nothing but fiber and laxatives can prolong the experience



Pain Pills. Biggest turd that ever came out of my body.

I thought my O-Ring would burst like the Challenger.
This post was edited on 7/18/14 at 10:54 pm
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21455 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 10:56 pm to
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Married Folks


My time in the bathroom is the only place I can enjoy peace. Why would I want anyone else in there?
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 10:59 pm to
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I have an older sister who's friend swears her roommate in college gave Eli Manning a Blumpkin during his tenure at Ole Miss.


I lol'ed


Your sis probably just blew him while he was sitting on the toilet seat, doubt it was a blumpkin
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131378 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 11:02 pm to
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I'm guessing you stayed logged into your account while The TKE's did a jockstrap raid at your dorm?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117700 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 11:04 pm to
It's such a weird name. Sound old timey, and formal.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
17005 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 11:10 pm to
I got a buddy that banged his girlfriend while he was taking a shite back in high school. I still make fun of him to this day.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39581 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 11:11 pm to
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I got a buddy that banged his girlfriend while he was taking a shite back in high school. I still make fun of him to this day.



I bet he was the only one of you two having sex at the time, so your friend > you.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 7/18/14 at 11:23 pm to
He was banging her, and defecating on the bed?
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