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re: Mall of America welcomes first Afro American Santa Claus

Posted on 12/3/16 at 9:05 am to
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10568 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 9:05 am to
I doubt the kids give one frick about the color of Santa's skin unless the parents say something about it. They just want the damned presents.
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31927 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 9:09 am to
Who gives a shite if Santa is black? Just because you look at him as white doesn't make it so..... let the dude be black or white or Whatever the frick.
It's not like little kids give a shite the story of Santa was invented in Germany
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20384 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 9:09 am to
quote:

Also dude, Afro American is not the correct nomenclature. African American please.



Yay!!!!!!

Signed a European American
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43556 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 9:13 am to
Whitest black man ever
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 9:46 am to
Surprised there is a 5 page thread about the skin color of a fictional character
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22903 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 10:07 am to
quote:

As a former little black kid


This made me think of The Jerk
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 10:12 am to
It doesn't matter what the mall says, the original Santa Claus was actually Prussian so he wasn't white or black. These people are dumb.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155639 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 10:14 am to


Posted by BigOrangeBri
Nashville- 4th & 19
Member since Jul 2012
12281 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 10:22 am to
quote:



Also dude, Afro American is not the correct nomenclature. African American please.


In that case, don't call me white. Scots- Irish American please. If not I will cry like a child and become immensely triggered. Tia
Posted by oldcharlie8
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2012
7806 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 10:28 am to
if I was taught that santa was a black dude instead of white, I would have had no problem sitting on his lap knowing that he'd be bringing me gifts every year.

he could've been Chinese for all I gave a frick.

Posted by Tingle
1173 Tallow Tree Lane
Member since Sep 2013
4558 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 10:40 am to
Oddly enough, North Pole, Alaska is 5% black.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19296 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 10:49 am to
How about a Transgendered Santa
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55307 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 10:59 am to
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and brought the goods on my dadgum list.


Posted by Impotent Waffle
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
9719 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 12:06 pm to
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I'm sure parents are thrilled with the idea of going home and having to explain to their children that Santa just "changed colors" during the offseason.


My kids know those are just his helpers and dont shite what he looks like as long as he delivers the message to the main man in the north pole.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86490 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 12:18 pm to
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Little black kids prob feel the same about a white Santa as little white kids would about a black Santa.


Not even close to true, since black kids have grown up only knowing a white santa. If anything this is going to have a negative affect since the black santa they're giving their list to at the mall doesn't look like every other picture of Santa they've seen in their lives. Now they're going to know the guy they're seeing is a fake.
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33659 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 12:42 pm to
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Those kids are gonna be pissed when he's late.


In progressive america, black Santa asks YOU for free gifts



HaHaHa
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11804 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 1:02 pm to
I'm pretty sure Cortana already had a black santa
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25939 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 1:13 pm to
I wonder if those racists made him put a deposit down to bring the costume home?
Posted by ISEN_AG
ThunderWolf Manor
Member since Aug 2013
1929 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 1:44 pm to
Well...these same people did get upset about the gender of a group of fictional people who "bust" other fictional characters.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39128 posts
Posted on 12/3/16 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

Also dude, Afro American is not the correct nomenclature. African American please.


I missed when they held the vote to decide the politically correct nomenclature of the week. Was there cheating? Will there be any re-counts?

The funny part is, if you comment on this again, it kind of makes you a re-count.

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