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re: Mall of America welcomes first Afro American Santa Claus

Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:08 am to
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146714 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:08 am to
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In reality African American is kind of racist
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18563 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:10 am to
I'd love me some sexy female santas
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
11594 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:10 am to
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Yayyyy let's confuse the shite out of kids


By convincing them a man from the north pole sneaks into every house on earth in one night and delivers them presents while flying around on a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65890 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:11 am to
kids don't care. he's santa, that's all they care about. Adults are the one who bring up the race issue.
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:11 am to
Don't forget he's also stalking them and aware of all of their bad deeds and has the sole authority to decide whether or not they're good children while he runs his army of diminutive slaves
Posted by TigerNupe1911
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2016
141 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:11 am to
Um I grew up in New Orleans and Santa was always black to me??? Got pictures with him and everything
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
11594 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:12 am to
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Don't forget he's also stalking them and aware of all of their bad deeds and has the sole authority to decide whether or not they're good children while he runs his army of diminutive slaves


But God forbid he have a high melanin count. Just a bunch of whiny conservative SJWs in here.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:12 am to
Got'im.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18500 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:15 am to
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As a former little black kid, I can tell you that I never gave one frick about what skin color Santa was as long as he wore red/white and brought the goods on my dadgum list.
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:15 am to
Honestly high melanin makes sense you seen Inuits? Being on snow burns our lily white porcelain skin.

Santa Claus confirmed a brother.

Makes sense with the pimping arse coat and hat
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79083 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:20 am to
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I can tell you that I never gave one frick about what skin color Santa was as long as he wore red/white and brought the goods on my dadgum list.


'Hood Santa has all the bling though baw

quote:

As a former little black kid,


Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48838 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:20 am to
He must live at the South Pole.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23380 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:27 am to
My kids probably would have thought a black Santa was cool.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23380 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:28 am to
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9281 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:32 am to
Touché
Posted by baytiger
Boston
Member since Dec 2007
46978 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:32 am to
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I think they should have both white and black whereas all kids can relate to Santa the best.

separate but equal Santas?
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8589 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:33 am to
"Mom, Santa asked if he could hold 2 dolla's. Whats that mean mama?"
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36041 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:34 am to
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How is this a big deal?


It's not for the kids, it's for the parents. Another SJW badge for their thrift-shop cardigans.
Posted by BlackCoffeeKid
Member since Mar 2016
11714 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:35 am to
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My kids probably would have thought a black Santa was cool.


Without a doubt I would have. I can easily see it being one of those things that gets brought up every Christmas, "Hey yall remember black Santa??"

But seriously, I don't care one bit if Santa is white, black, etc...
(Although I was hoping he would have a huge afro from the title of this thread)
Posted by gamatt53
Member since Nov 2010
4934 posts
Posted on 12/2/16 at 10:37 am to
I'll get riled up when we have the first gender neutral TransSanta
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