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Posted on 2/22/14 at 8:58 pm to wal marks
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He just covered my yard with caution tape and I need payback. Best idea wins and will include pics.
Holy shite... I was at Lowes today and someone was looking for caution tape. It was a weird request and the workers were scrambling to find where it was in the store.
It was probably your neighbor.
Posted on 2/22/14 at 9:05 pm to AutoYes_Clown
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AutoYes_Clown
I heard your stupid ad on the radio today and thought of you.
Posted on 2/22/14 at 9:09 pm to Dorothy
Put his cell number on Craig's list as a single female looking for a guy or put his truck up for sale
Posted on 2/22/14 at 9:11 pm to xXLSUXx
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Burn his house to the ground.
Posted on 2/22/14 at 9:49 pm to wal marks
Burn his house down... That'll show him.
Posted on 2/22/14 at 10:51 pm to wal marks
pour a bottle of cooking oil out under his truck engine.
Posted on 2/22/14 at 10:57 pm to gorillacoco
does said neighbor have a daughter? 
Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:02 pm to Ellis Dee
Buy some of the thickest zip ties you can get at Lowes and put them on his drive shaft. Make sure they are long enough to hit something on the undercarriage every time it rotates. It will probably take him a bit to figure it out where the noise is coming from
Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:03 pm to wal marks
At 4am go cut his water off & then spray a few cans of expandable foam insulation in the meter hole
Then fill his mailbox with the same foam
Then fill his mailbox with the same foam
Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:05 pm to wal marks
Next time there's a holiday (like maybe st pattys day? You just missed a golden opportunity with valentines.) get some bad pictures of him from Facebook and go to walgreens and make some terrible holiday themed cards with his pictures on them. Put something cheesy on the front about 'just wishing you a happy st pattys day' and 'luck o the Irish' and all that crap. But don't overdo it, you want it to be cheesy as shite but not to the point that everyone knows that it's a joke. Send a card to everyone that knows him but not him.
Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:05 pm to SaltyMcKracker
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Buy some of the thickest zip ties you can get at Lowes and put them on his drive shaft. Make sure they are long enough to hit something on the undercarriage every time it rotates. It will probably take him a bit to figure it out where the noise is coming from
I did this to a fat drunk at work once. Everyone hated him.
Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:16 pm to redstick13
Place Craigslist add for a yard sale and the night before set up tables in his yard scatter a bunch of just random shite frickers will start showing up at 5 am
Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:17 pm to gorillacoco
If you want to rub something on his door handle, don't put shite or gum on it, put some terrible cologne or maybe something really strong like garlic or cheese on it. Just make sure you repeat it on multiple days. You don't want him to immediately go "dammit I'm going to get that SOB back". You want him and everyone he knows to wonder why he smells like $3 cologne all the time.
Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:21 pm to Cracker
Take all of those pictures people send you at Christmas of their kids & mail them too your buddy on Father's Day with a nice note that they are his kid or kids
Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:23 pm to Cracker
Rub some can tripe dog food hide it near the porch on the roof is good engine manifold
Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:23 pm to wal marks
Throw some pizza on his roof
Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:25 pm to Cracker
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Place Craigslist add for a yard sale
Or a craigslist ad for some weird fetish and use his address. He'll have trannies and whatnot wondering his property at night.
Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:26 pm to northshorebamaman
Open house sign balloons
Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:32 pm to Cracker
If you can get a hold of his info, why not steal his identity and put him tens of thousands in debt?
This post was edited on 2/22/14 at 11:33 pm
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