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Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:28 am to HVAU
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I don't front wipe. That'd leave shite on my sack.
That's like saying "I don't back wipe, I'd get shite on my lower back." Just stop before you hit your balls.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:29 am to constant cough
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You stand up spread your legs wad toilet paper together and wipe. Its not rocket science.
So, standers and sitters do the exact same thing, besides the angle and extension of the legs.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:31 am to constant cough
I swear this is an unintentional 38" waist and over check in thread.
Stand to wipe? Unreal.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:31 am to HVAU
Bitch please, get a bidet.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:31 am to Hopeful Doc
The balls, however, are natural barrier upon which material could build up. Seems like the upper end is a better exit strategy.
Eta: would you go down on a chick you knew was a front wiper?
Eta: would you go down on a chick you knew was a front wiper?
This post was edited on 6/3/15 at 12:35 am
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:33 am to Sao
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I swear this is an unintentional 38" waist and over check in thread.
Didn't even think about this. I'm a scrawny bastard, I'm not having to deal with a lot of real estate on the rear end.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:34 am to HVAU
wtf. you wipe your arse like a woman.... 
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:36 am to HVAU
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Learned today that some people stand to wipe...
That is some life changing shite! Are you okay? Let me know if you need to talk about it.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:37 am to TopHog1
You mean "do you actually clean yourself after shiting?"
Yes I do.
Yes I do.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:39 am to ByteMe
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That is some life changing shite! Are you okay? Let me know if you need to talk about it.
Damn, you're right. I should really approach the OT with a more serious perspective. I'll work on that.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:43 am to HVAU
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Eta: would you go down on a chick you knew was a front wiper?
I'm familiar with anatomy, so it is a moot point.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:44 am to HempHead
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How the frick do you even get everything clean standing up?
what?
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:47 am to HVAU
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I should really approach the OT with a more serious perspective.
The OT is serious bidness. We don't play around here.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:49 am to Hopeful Doc
These jabronis make it sound like their balls are connected to their a-hole.
Bitch please.
Bitch please.
This post was edited on 6/3/15 at 12:51 am
Posted on 6/3/15 at 1:04 am to yankeeundercover
Step 1 stand up and view your creation
Step 2 grab some paper and reach between your legs wiping just past your a-hole and stopping there
Step 3 huggies wipes for the win, clean sensation and fresh scent
Step 4 flush and walk tall like a man who doesn't need to wipe like a woman
Step 2 grab some paper and reach between your legs wiping just past your a-hole and stopping there
Step 3 huggies wipes for the win, clean sensation and fresh scent
Step 4 flush and walk tall like a man who doesn't need to wipe like a woman
Posted on 6/3/15 at 1:50 am to Lester Earl
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nope, i pull them apart with my spare hand
This
What's nasty is putting your hand into the toilet bowl to wipe.
But my arse is crazy hairy so I'm getting dingle berries regardless. I need to invest in flushable wet wipes.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 3:19 am to HVAU
As long as you MFs wash your hands before leaving the bathroom, I don't care if you do handstands to get a better view in the mirror while wiping.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 5:13 am to HVAU
So you wipe like you've got a muff burger. Got it
This post was edited on 6/3/15 at 5:16 am
Posted on 6/3/15 at 5:18 am to HVAU
I feel bad for people that don't have a bidet
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