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Learned today that some people stand to wipe...
Posted on 6/2/15 at 11:52 pm
Posted on 6/2/15 at 11:52 pm
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Posted on 6/2/15 at 11:53 pm to HVAU
Who doesn't? 
Posted on 6/2/15 at 11:54 pm to HVAU
They're called children.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 11:55 pm to shutterspeed
That's fricking nasty...cheeks smearing that shire.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 11:57 pm to HVAU
How the hell could anyone possibly wipe effectively squatting down like a woman?
Posted on 6/2/15 at 11:58 pm to HVAU
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That's fricking nasty...cheeks smearing that shire.
nope, i pull them apart with my spare hand
Posted on 6/2/15 at 11:59 pm to HVAU
I don't pee or poop so I wouldn't know
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:00 am to Lester Earl
Well on that note we need to fire up the LNST
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:00 am to constant cough
Lean to the side and get it done. You don't have shite spread from here to there.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:01 am to HVAU
Wipe? Who wipes? 
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:03 am to constant cough
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How the hell could anyone possibly wipe effectively squatting down like a woman?
You leverage one cheek on the seat, lean to the side, and wipe from taint to crack. How the frick do you even get everything clean standing up?
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:06 am to HVAU
Really depends on where I'm dropping deuce
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:09 am to HVAU
I'm out.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:10 am to HempHead
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You leverage one cheek on the seat, lean to the side, and wipe from taint to crack. How the frick do you even get everything clean standing up?
Are you serious? Because with a wide stance you're able to wipe everything. I don't see how you could possibly wipe everything leaning to the side with your arse cheeks squeezed together. Not to mention if you dont lean high enough I imagine your hand would come into contact with the toilet lid. That sounds like a uncomfortable position to be in, probably hareder on your knees and frankly rather nasty.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:13 am to HVAU
Sounds like you have interesting work conversations.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:15 am to constant cough
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with your arse cheeks squeezed together
Uh...I think you misunderstand what I'm talking about in terms of leverage.
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Not to mention if you dont lean high enough I imagine your hand would come into contact with the toilet lid.
I've never had this happen in my entire life.
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That sounds like a uncomfortable position to be in, probably hareder on your knees and frankly rather nasty.
When you stand up...like...what do you do? I can't even fathom the procedure.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:16 am to HVAU
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:20 am to Spock's Eyebrow
I seriously had no idea this was a thing.
I equate it to the old dudes standing at a urinal with their pants at their ankles, hanging their arse out.
I equate it to the old dudes standing at a urinal with their pants at their ankles, hanging their arse out.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:21 am to HVAU
That's because you are a dirty front wiper. You bulldoze like a motherfricker don't you? Admit your nastiness. 
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:23 am to HempHead
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When you stand up...like...what do you do? I can't even fathom the procedure
You stand up spread your legs wad toilet paper together and wipe. Its not rocket science.
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