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re: Kim Kardashian held at gunpoint in Paris

Posted on 10/3/16 at 8:17 am to
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 8:17 am to
quote:

WTF wears $10m in jewelry?


Someone who gets paid to do so.

ETA: And up next we have Kim Kardashian sporting a custom diamond studded nipple tassels, a gift from none other than Mr.Chicken of the Tigerdroppings fortunes.
This post was edited on 10/3/16 at 8:21 am
Posted by Mindenfan
Minden
Member since Sep 2006
4786 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 8:18 am to
role playing gone bad?
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58870 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 8:22 am to
Impossible. Illegal to carry in France.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20892 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 8:23 am to
This actually sounds like a semi-smart plan.

1)Find someone to rob you, hell they were even likely paid by the Kardashians.

2)Wear $10MM in jewelry you don't want.

3)Get robbed with cameras rolling.

4)Claim insurance money.

5)Leave the country promptly.

6)Profit bigly $$$.
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
30543 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 8:47 am to
travelling with 10 million in jewelry.... sounds like an insurance scam
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3284 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 8:47 am to
quote:

I'm still trying to figure out why they are famous


It all started with this football player that "allegedly" killed his wife and her lover and then went for a drive in a white Bronco...

... sex tape with a C-list rapper...

... dated a "former" Heisman Trophy winner...

... married an NBA player for a few months...

... reality TV show...

... married a rap "artist"

... former Olympian got a boob job and started calling himself Caitlyn...

... "robbed"m at gunpoint in Paris...


Did I miss anything?
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20381 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 8:53 am to
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Those people are so desperate for attention it wouldn't surprise me one bit if they set the whole thing up.


First thought in my mind as well. Get the publicity and file insurance claims for the millions in "stolen" jewelry.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
66787 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 9:00 am to
This has South Park scene written all over it.

Scene settings:
Terrorist in lush Paris condo with kim and family tied up calls White House, where Obama and his cabinet of advisers take the call

Scene:
Terrorist: We want $100 million for your American whores
Obama: Asks cabinet. , responds....."Nah"
Terrorist: We want $75 million for your american TV star sluts!!!
Obama: Asks cabinet. "Yeah, that's still a no"
.......
.....
....
...
..
Terrorist: "Fine fine, we'll pay YOU $25 million to take them back"
Obama: "Well, i guess that'll work."
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 9:00 am to
That's exactly what happened. Does she really think robbers wouldn't take the opportunity to at least pistol whip her dumb arse?

She's an idiot, and people who believe this wasn't a setup are dumber than she is. People who think her arse is real are even worse than that
Posted by Jim Smith
Member since May 2016
2915 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 9:00 am to
Kim Kardashian embodies everything that is wrong with this world. If you are dumb enough to wear $10m worth of anything, you run the risk of getting jacked. It's only a matter of time. She's just lucky the theives didn't tie up the loose ends.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 9:01 am to
quote:

This actually sounds like a semi-smart plan.


Lie about being robbed in a foreign country; sure, worked out well for Lochte.
This post was edited on 10/3/16 at 9:02 am
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 9:10 am to
Unlike Locte, this whore is Teflon, for whatever reason.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57479 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 9:15 am to
The majority of jewelry you see celebrities wearing, especially at red carpet events, doesn't belong to them. Companies/jewelers let them wear it and get free advertising. The wealthier you become, the less you pay for shite like that
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 9:16 am to
No cameras in her hotel room unless she set them up. I wouldn't be surprised if she did though
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 9:23 am to
Who the frick has 10 m in jewelry in their hotel
This post was edited on 10/3/16 at 9:27 am
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 9:24 am to
quote:

No cameras in her hotel room


That would be a first.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21922 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 9:24 am to
It was a "luxury flat", a condo or apartment in the US. They may have some type of security cameras there.
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
40798 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 9:26 am to
Anyone wish she would have been killed?
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 9:29 am to
quote:

Anyone wish she would have been killed?



I wouldn't wish death upon anyone but I'm sure we would have gained a Federal Holiday. That would have been nice.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 9:29 am to
Who the frick travels out of the country with $10mm in jewelry and not have bodyguards or security?
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