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Joel Osteen took 4.4 million dollars in Covid relief

Posted on 12/16/20 at 8:35 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 12/16/20 at 8:35 pm
What a piece of shite

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Multimillionaire televangelist Joel Osteen’s Lakewood Church in Texas netted $4.4 million in bailouts through the federal COVID-19 relief program, records show.

The Houston megachurch, the largest in the nation with 52,000 weekly congregants, received the forgivable Paycheck Protection Program loan in late July, the Houston Business Journal reported Sunday. The loan was the third-highest in the Houston area during all of July and August, the outlet noted, citing federal data.

Lakewood’s PPP check went to 368 full- and part-time employees, spokesman Donald Iloff told the Houston Business Journal.

He said in-person services that were suspended from March 15 through Oct. 18 due to the COVID-19 pandemic impacted “its ability to collect substantial donations during those services.”


What a fricking charlatan this fricking snake oil salesman is. This mother fricker doesn’t pay taxes, is worth over 100 million dollars, and has his own private jet from his own constituency. Between not paying taxes and his private jet, why doesn’t he just sell the jet or think through he’s saved far more than 4.4 million dollars by not being taxed? Why doesn’t he take one for the team?

Between this and the Hurricane fiasco, could there not be a more obvious snake oil salesman? Please text this article to anyone who still listens to him. You don’t get a bailout check, but the guy who is worth over a hundred million dollars with a private jet and hasn’t had to pay taxes his entire life gets one. Not to mention most of the people who work for him probably do it voluntarily without pay. Plus I really doubt that mother fricker’s donations have gone down all that much since the vast majority of his “congregation” is over the television. This fricking sociopath would have no problem trying to weasel some poor sap out of the money they need to properly feed their kids. frick Joel Osteen!
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29276 posts
Posted on 12/16/20 at 8:37 pm to
Prosperity gospel pays off .

He never talks about the crucifixion of Jesus and how Jesus took the brunt of mankind’s sin for his punishment

It’s always
“This is what god will do for you “ and feel good “gospel” speaking
Posted by StroKat
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2018
415 posts
Posted on 12/16/20 at 8:37 pm to
Nm
This post was edited on 12/17/20 at 2:39 pm
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53779 posts
Posted on 12/16/20 at 8:38 pm to
People like him are killing Christianity
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64044 posts
Posted on 12/16/20 at 8:38 pm to
I’m no Osteen fan, but rich people don’t get rich by not taking advantage of perfectly legal monetary assistance.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175818 posts
Posted on 12/16/20 at 8:38 pm to
I fingered his sister
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75183 posts
Posted on 12/16/20 at 8:39 pm to
God bless him
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50249 posts
Posted on 12/16/20 at 8:39 pm to
LOCK HIM UP
LOCK HIM UP
LOCK HIM UP
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108225 posts
Posted on 12/16/20 at 8:39 pm to
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I’m no Osteen fan, but rich people don’t get rich by not taking advantage of perfectly legal monetary assistance.


He doesn’t pay taxes though and has a fricking private jet. frick him!
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
37075 posts
Posted on 12/16/20 at 8:39 pm to
The church pays payroll taxes for most of their employees. Why would the employees not be eligible??
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62759 posts
Posted on 12/16/20 at 8:40 pm to
I imagine Victoria is the highest of high maintenance
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57469 posts
Posted on 12/16/20 at 8:40 pm to
He’s been a piece of shite since we were kids
Posted by Pvt Hudson
Member since Jan 2013
3551 posts
Posted on 12/16/20 at 8:41 pm to
Lied about taking it too. Will forever associate him with keeping his “church” ( the former Rockets’ basketball arena) closed during Harvey when the local furniture guy opened the doors and let people in.

I sincerely hope there is a hell so this guy has a place to rot.
Posted by Boh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
12357 posts
Posted on 12/16/20 at 8:42 pm to
I don’t see the problem with the church taking advantage of the system in place tbh. Get fired up at the government officials that put all this shite in place.

People donate to his church and other churches voluntarily, i really don’t understand the outrage over how people spend their own goddamned money
Posted by Winston Cup
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Member since May 2016
65496 posts
Posted on 12/16/20 at 8:43 pm to
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I fingered his sister

She lets most guys frick her so she must have really liked you
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30247 posts
Posted on 12/16/20 at 8:43 pm to
That's f'n disgusting. I don't see how he can look at himself in the mirror.
Posted by lsuesac
Chattanooga, TN
Member since Feb 2006
884 posts
Posted on 12/16/20 at 8:44 pm to
I’m not saying I’m a fan of his or agree with how he’s made his money but there is literally zero wrong with him getting the relief money. It says it was used to help nearly 350 employees.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108225 posts
Posted on 12/16/20 at 8:45 pm to
quote:

I don’t see the problem with the church taking advantage of the system in place tbh. Get fired up at the government officials that put all this shite in place


I’m not all that sympathetic to bailouts on institutions that don’t pay taxes.

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People donate to his church and other churches voluntarily, i really don’t understand the outrage over how people spend their own goddamned money


Most of his congregation is over the television. There’s no way he’s lost that much money over Covid since his business is basically built for a pandemic.
Posted by Del Devereaux
West Hollywood, CA
Member since Dec 2011
850 posts
Posted on 12/16/20 at 8:46 pm to
Any dumbfrick out there who doesn’t think shitbags like Osteen got into his smoke and mirrors profession for money are complete idiots. I detest assholes like him who put on this charade that they’re such Christian people and have become preachers because they want to lead a congregation to worship God. frick that ignorant shite. They got into it to get rich. Pathetic, disgusting and disgraceful.

frick that sack ‘o shite Osteen!!
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136798 posts
Posted on 12/16/20 at 8:46 pm to
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I fingered his sister


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OWLFAN86


He stroke it to the east

And he stroke it to the west

He stroke it to the women that he love the best

He be strokin'

That's what be be doin'

He be strokin'
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