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Job interview in one hour
Posted on 3/18/14 at 7:52 am
Posted on 3/18/14 at 7:52 am
My body is ready...
Anyone have any OT advice anyway?
Anyone have any OT advice anyway?
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Posted on 3/18/14 at 7:53 am to PelicanPoop
Picture yourself naked
Posted on 3/18/14 at 7:53 am to PelicanPoop
look at your watch a lot during the interview
it makes you look busy and important
it makes you look busy and important
Posted on 3/18/14 at 7:54 am to PelicanPoop
Go take a dump. The feeling of satisfaction and productivity will boost your confidence.
Posted on 3/18/14 at 7:54 am to PelicanPoop
Text on your phone like you're disinterested....like you can take it or leave it.
Remember, he who cares the least, has the most power.
Remember, he who cares the least, has the most power.
Posted on 3/18/14 at 7:54 am to PelicanPoop
Beat off in the office bathroom right before they call you in.
Posted on 3/18/14 at 7:54 am to PelicanPoop
Relax (as best you can) and just be yourself; whatever happens they can't take that away from you. Plus you're getting the interview because they see something in your resume they want.
Posted on 3/18/14 at 7:55 am to PelicanPoop
Tell them you're an alter on TD.
Posted on 3/18/14 at 7:56 am to Wtodd
What if I ask them more questions than they ask me to control the conversation? 
Posted on 3/18/14 at 7:57 am to PelicanPoop
show up five minutes late. tell them you were checking you facebook page for an update from one of your baby mommas.
Posted on 3/18/14 at 7:57 am to PelicanPoop
wear a tux and interview them
Posted on 3/18/14 at 7:57 am to PelicanPoop
When they ask
"Where do you see your self in 10 years?"
lean back and say
"Your boss"
"Where do you see your self in 10 years?"
lean back and say
"Your boss"
Posted on 3/18/14 at 7:57 am to PelicanPoop
Posted on 3/18/14 at 7:58 am to PelicanPoop
when you notice the pic of the boss and his wife, jokingly ask "how much did those cost you?"
Posted on 3/18/14 at 7:59 am to PelicanPoop
shake hands and then cut straight to the chase so you don't waste either your or their time….look him in the eye and ask him how much he's willing to pay…if the number is too low tell him you have bigger fish to fry
Posted on 3/18/14 at 7:59 am to PelicanPoop
Don't mention pelican poop anywhere in your interview you should be fine. Good luck 
Posted on 3/18/14 at 7:59 am to sec13rowBBseat28
RETAIIIINERRR
Posted on 3/18/14 at 7:59 am to Wtodd
quote:
Plus you're getting the interview because they see something in your resume they want.
most likely an ethnic sounding last name.
ETA: my advice: Don't answer any question with "doing your wife"
This post was edited on 3/18/14 at 8:01 am
Posted on 3/18/14 at 7:59 am to PelicanPoop
Posted on 3/18/14 at 8:01 am to horsesandbulls
quote:
RETAIIIINERRR
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