Started By
Message

Jared Fogle's new prison job: makin sammiches

Posted on 3/24/16 at 2:48 pm
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56369 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 2:48 pm
quote:

He’s serving subs while serving time.

Locked-up former Subway pitchman Jared Fogle has a new job in his prison’s cafeteria — and his chief duty is dishing out sandwiches to officers, sources told TMZ.

The notorious sex offender — sentenced to 15 years behind bars after he confessed to having sex with underage girls and collecting child porn — had been working in the inmate dining hall, but officials grew concerned about his safety after he was beaten up in January.

So staffers at Colorado’s Federal Correctional Institution Englewood moved him over to the employees’ lunchroom. He’s been tasked with manning the end of the cafeteria line, and his duties allegedly include serving sandwiches.

Prison guards have basked in the hilarity of the ex-Subway guy’s new sub duties, sources claimed.
quote:

Since starting his nearly prison sentence, Fogle has reportedly packed on at least 30 pounds. His prison diet is filled with sugary, fatty canteen food — and the Honey Buns he buys from the commissary haven’t helped his physique either.
LINK
Posted by texastigers11
Fort Worth Texas
Member since Dec 2010
899 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 2:49 pm to


ETA LINK

How many times has this song been sung to him?
This post was edited on 3/24/16 at 2:52 pm
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

Prison guards have basked in the hilarity of the ex-Subway guy’s new sub duties, sources claimed


Prison has just got to be brutal

Imagine all the 5 dollar footlong jokes he hears and feels 24/7
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113964 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

Prison has just got to be brutal



Thats what happens when you go around trying to frick young girls.
Posted by itawambadog
America, F Yeah!
Member since Nov 2007
21266 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 2:59 pm to
Oh the irony.
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
70943 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:03 pm to
I love how we've been getting a weekly update on what Jared's been up to in prison.
Posted by Montezuma
Member since Apr 2013
3629 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:11 pm to
The Gods have spoken.
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:11 pm to
Question he's most often asked...

"Syrup or Jelly?"
Posted by Radiojones
The Twilight Zone
Member since Feb 2007
10728 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:16 pm to
There is a lesson to be had here, don't rape children.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:17 pm to
bullshite that he gets to go to the safezone of the gaurds lunchroom instead of getting his arse beat in general population like he deserves.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56369 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

"Syrup or Jelly?"
So foul.

That alone is reason enough to behave and not go o prison.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113964 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

bullshite that he gets to go to the safezone of the gaurds lunchroom instead of getting his arse beat in general population like he deserves.


They were probably waiting by their jail cells for this sick frick.
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:21 pm to
Lol I remember that commercial
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124287 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:27 pm to
Well Jared got horribly rich,
By pimping an average sandwich,
But he preferred his chicks,
Somewhere 'tween 12 and 6,
Now he's taking footlongs like a bitch
Posted by LSU_Stros
Member since Feb 2016
160 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:34 pm to
Probably pretty tough hearing those jokes. I get tired of hearing them once a week so every day must really be something.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86500 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

He’s been tasked with manning the end of the cafeteria line, and his duties allegedly include serving sandwiches.


So all we know for sure is that he works in the employee cafeteria line?
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56369 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 6:03 pm to
quote:

So all we know for sure is that he works in the employee cafeteria line?
Which serves sandwiches. Ergo, he serves sandwiches. Yes.
Posted by Kraut Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
4503 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 6:06 pm to
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 11:55 am
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18385 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 6:11 pm to
Posted by The First Cut
Member since Apr 2012
13978 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 6:15 pm to
quote:

fr33manator


Your schtick sucks.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram