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Islamic Preacher - Men Who Masturbate Will Get Hands PREGNANT..
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:30 pm
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:30 pm
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An Islamic preacher has made the astonishing claim that those who masturbate will find their hands pregnant and be forced to raise the offspring in the afterlife.
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'If our viewer was single, I could recommend he marry, but what can I say now?'
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A limited number of rulings condemn the act as haram (forbidden), while many simply put it in the category of makruh, or "disliked". Some interpretations also allow masturbation under certain circumstances
This post was edited on 5/28/15 at 4:32 pm
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Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:31 pm to Shexter
Well I have noticed a bit of swelling in my left hand lately.
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:32 pm to Shexter
I'm going to have a lot of fricking baby's
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:32 pm to Shexter
I can't pay for all of these beatoff babies.
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:32 pm to Shexter
I'm going to have a lot of young ones in the afterlife
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:33 pm to Shexter
I just want to know where I can get a sweet hat like that?
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:33 pm to Shexter
I'll abort those babies too
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:34 pm to Shexter
i wonder if i'll favor my right hand babies over my left hand babies
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:34 pm to Shexter
My hand is going to gouge me with child support payments....dammit.
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:35 pm to Shexter
Step aside Travis Henry...
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:36 pm to Shexter
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Some interpretations also allow masturbation under certain circumstances
Whew
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:36 pm to Shexter
So that's why they're called knuckle children....
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:37 pm to Shexter
Well that anti bacterial soap must be the morning after pill because I done stroked it more than I should have and not one kid from it.
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:38 pm to Shexter
We're having twins!!!!
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:39 pm to Shexter
quote:This attempt at an edict is makruh by me.
A limited number of rulings condemn the act as haram (forbidden), while many simply put it in the category of makruh, or "disliked".
Matter of fact, he and his morality are haram in my world.
The best defense is a good offense.
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:41 pm to upgrayedd
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:42 pm to wartiger2004
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I just want to know where I can get a sweet hat like that?
Internet
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:42 pm to Shexter
Well if you're already going to have 1,000 babies, won't hurt to have 1 or 1,000 more.
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:44 pm to Shexter
Why not let the 72 virgins raise the kids?
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