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re: Is your S/O fat? Would you ever tell him/her to get in better shape?
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:13 am to goldennugget
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:13 am to goldennugget
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If you LTR or marry a woman who is thin but then gets fat it's because the woman didn't respect you and didn't fear losing you. She knew she had you ultra invested and committed and wrapped around her finger so she could get away with being lazy and making bad choices. A man should always keep 2 in the kitty to make sure his woman stays in shape.
I'm 100% on the idea of respect when it comes to keeping yourself attractive in a relationship. She understands that as well.
-She signed up to be with a smart, witty, cool Chad with a great physique and beautiful face
-I signed up to be with a smart, witty, cool Ashley with a beautiful face, small C-cups, a tight body and a round arse.
It would be disrespectful for either of us to just assume that the other person is okay with one of us turning into a landwhale.
I've said this before, but if we broke up today, she'd have a lot of options and get a lot of attention from dudes. I'm ok with that. I would have a lot of options as well. We both understand that, and the threat of mutually assured destruction keeps us both in line, in a lot of ways. If one of us deviates from that, it would be problematic. I'm sure she'd still have feelings for me if I turned into a hamplanet, but it would be entirely disrespectful. It's not what she signed up for. Same goes for her.
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:17 am to LCA131
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At least this part is believable.
I know your partner is fit...I have seen his lifting vids...Dude is an oak.
I jokingly call her dude all the time.
Like "dude, why are you being so gay about this? Just pick a wine glass set already. They're all the same. It doesn't matter."
And when I do that she'll respond with "bro..."
This post was edited on 4/19/17 at 9:44 am
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:17 am to Pecker
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Pecker
Jeez you're a cocky little shite, aren't you?
This post was edited on 4/19/17 at 9:18 am
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:19 am to Honky Lips
this appears to be the gimmick for all the ot male posters these days
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:19 am to Pecker
My wife is 5'2 and weighs 105#. So no, she's not fat.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:20 am to Pecker
My SO has body image issues.
She'll never get fat, but I think she is the type that wants me to be heavy so she can feel better about herself.
Every time I get serious about training she gets really frustrated with me. I even try and work around her schedule and then she guilt trips me about never having time to work out herself.
FML
She'll never get fat, but I think she is the type that wants me to be heavy so she can feel better about herself.
Every time I get serious about training she gets really frustrated with me. I even try and work around her schedule and then she guilt trips me about never having time to work out herself.
FML
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:20 am to Pecker
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I'm 100% on the idea of respect when it comes to keeping yourself attractive in a relationship. She understands that as well.
I love your superficial beliefs on what a relationship should be.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:20 am to Honky Lips
I called my wife out on eating a slice of pizza late at night on a whim. She's not fat but basically came at me like:
Good luck with that accountability thing...
Good luck with that accountability thing...
This post was edited on 4/19/17 at 9:21 am
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:21 am to goldennugget
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goldennugget
Keep it up baw, we need to rid the world of fat people
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:22 am to goldennugget
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Because spreading his seed to fat women in primal times meant his offspring had a less chance of surviving because he bred with a woman who made bad choices. Fat women were a liability in tribal times.
It's really frightening that you're allowed to operate a motor vehicle.
This post was edited on 4/19/17 at 9:23 am
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:22 am to goldennugget
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in primal times
Me and my wife had this just the other night.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:22 am to goldennugget
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Because spreading his seed to fat women in primal times meant his offspring had a less chance of surviving because he bred with a woman who made bad choices.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:24 am to Pecker
Nope and probably wouldnt say anything if i noticed. Would start throwing away all junk food, start cooking, and bring her to the gym with me more
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:25 am to Pecker
Sounds like you're just in denial and that you'd rather be playing with cock than with a woman.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:26 am to NWLA Tiguh12
Not sure what is so funny
Fat women in caveman times were unhealthy and made bad choices. So men didn't breed with them. Hence men evolved to be attracted to thin young women
Fat women in caveman times were unhealthy and made bad choices. So men didn't breed with them. Hence men evolved to be attracted to thin young women
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:27 am to Pecker
Fortunately not. She's naturally slender and gets a lot of exercise working with her horses. I have an ex who's as big as a house. Partly a result of her lupus medication, partly because she eats so damn much. When I was with her, she worked hard to stay in shape, but you could tell the tendency was going to be there. Now she's completely let herself go. She's 5-9 and I estimate is north of 200 lbs now.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:27 am to goldennugget
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Fat women in caveman times were unhealthy and made bad choices. So men didn't breed with them. Hence men evolved to be attracted to thin young women
Can I get a link to this?
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:27 am to goldennugget
What the hell does "bad choices" mean?
In primal times food was scarce. You ate when you could or you starved.
In primal times food was scarce. You ate when you could or you starved.
This post was edited on 4/19/17 at 9:31 am
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:30 am to Pecker
I'm on the chubby side, always have been, and my wife is not.
She told me this week that maybe I should exercise more than the minimal amount I have been doing and eat better.
I was not mad. She is right.
She told me this week that maybe I should exercise more than the minimal amount I have been doing and eat better.
I was not mad. She is right.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:31 am to Pecker
some women get pregnant and stay pregnant rest of their lives.
some women get pregnant and it lasts 9 months.
some women get pregnant and it lasts 9 months.
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