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Is your S/O fat? Would you ever tell him/her to get in better shape?
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:01 am
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:01 am
My fiance (have supplied pics numerous times with OT confirmation) and I will be tying the knot in a few months and we've both discussed the potential for future fatness. In fact, I've told her to be completely honest with me because I'm going to continue being completely honest with her, as I have been for the past 5ish years. We're both very busy with work but it's something that I think is important in relationships.
Here's how it goes:
-If I start eating like shite, and start putting on a few pounds, she's going to tell me: "Bro, your midsection is looking soft. What do you think you're doing eating an entire bag of Doritos?"
-If she starts eating like shite, and starts putting on a few pounds, I'm going to tell her: "dude, you're not going to fit in that bikini if you eat that gallon of Blue Bell Rocky Road."
We're basically accountability partners. I think it's healthy
Here's how it goes:
-If I start eating like shite, and start putting on a few pounds, she's going to tell me: "Bro, your midsection is looking soft. What do you think you're doing eating an entire bag of Doritos?"
-If she starts eating like shite, and starts putting on a few pounds, I'm going to tell her: "dude, you're not going to fit in that bikini if you eat that gallon of Blue Bell Rocky Road."
We're basically accountability partners. I think it's healthy
This post was edited on 4/19/17 at 9:02 am
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:03 am to Pecker
quote:then why not now?
My fiance (have supplied pics numerous times with OT confirmation)
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:03 am to Pecker
It is healthy, but the way you'd both go about it is not the best way. Just wait until she's feeling pissy and you call her fat 
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:04 am to CarRamrod
quote:
then why not now?
No reason to derail thread.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:04 am to Pecker
quote:
"dude, you're not going to fit
At least this part is believable.
I know your partner is fit...I have seen his lifting vids...Dude is an oak.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:04 am to Pecker
quote:
is your S/O fat?
frick no. This is the OT.
quote:
Would you ever tell him/her to get in better shape?
No. This is the OT. Would dump her.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:05 am to Pecker
this spot is reserved for goldennugget consultants
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:05 am to Pecker
Your wife is not like most women.
Every similar conversation I have ever had has ended with waterworks.
Every similar conversation I have ever had has ended with waterworks.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:06 am to Pecker
sounds like you are skinny fat like gold nugget
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:06 am to Pecker
my s/o is not fat. 5'5 115. she works out. runs and does minor weights.
is she started to pack pounds on (or if I did) we could call each other out. It's more of a motivation than being a critic.
is she started to pack pounds on (or if I did) we could call each other out. It's more of a motivation than being a critic.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:06 am to Pecker
No man should ever wife up or LTR or commit to a fatty. If he does he is a coward who is giving up
Instead of settling for a fatty he should lose weight, lift and improve himself so he has better options than a fatty.
If you LTR or marry a woman who is thin but then gets fat it's because the woman didn't respect you and didn't fear losing you. She knew she had you ultra invested and committed and wrapped around her finger so she could get away with being lazy and making bad choices. A man should always keep 2 in the kitty to make sure his woman stays in shape.
Men evolved to be attracted to thin women with ideal hip to waist ratios. Because spreading his seed to fat women in primal times meant his offspring had a less chance of surviving because he bred with a woman who made bad choices. Fat women were a liability in tribal times.
This is why I don't get why feminists get mad about the lack of size diversity amongst fashion models. Men are hard wired and biologically programmed to be attracted to what they are via millenniums of evolution. Has nothing to do with toxic masculinity.
Instead of settling for a fatty he should lose weight, lift and improve himself so he has better options than a fatty.
If you LTR or marry a woman who is thin but then gets fat it's because the woman didn't respect you and didn't fear losing you. She knew she had you ultra invested and committed and wrapped around her finger so she could get away with being lazy and making bad choices. A man should always keep 2 in the kitty to make sure his woman stays in shape.
Men evolved to be attracted to thin women with ideal hip to waist ratios. Because spreading his seed to fat women in primal times meant his offspring had a less chance of surviving because he bred with a woman who made bad choices. Fat women were a liability in tribal times.
This is why I don't get why feminists get mad about the lack of size diversity amongst fashion models. Men are hard wired and biologically programmed to be attracted to what they are via millenniums of evolution. Has nothing to do with toxic masculinity.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:07 am to Pecker
Well, she's pregnant, so she's got a few extra pounds at the moment.. Luckily, she's still working out and eating healthy despite one in the oven.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:07 am to Spelt it rong
quote:
It is healthy, but the way you'd both go about it is not the best way. Just wait until she's feeling pissy and you call her fat
I'm not going to catch her after a rough day at work and be like "hey, your arse doesn't look as good as it used to in those pants."
We both understand that it's about eating healthily. It's more about catching bad eating habits so we don't go down the unfortunate path to chubbiness.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:08 am to Pecker
I did this once back in the day.
She was initially pretty pissed off, but she ended up overcorrecting her trajectory and got too thin.
Choose carefully if you want to do this.
She was initially pretty pissed off, but she ended up overcorrecting her trajectory and got too thin.
Choose carefully if you want to do this.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:08 am to Pecker
You need new material.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:09 am to CarRamrod
i don't think he ever has
then again i always get him, pectus, and festus mixed up
then again i always get him, pectus, and festus mixed up
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:11 am to Pecker
If that were the case in my house then my wife definitely dropped the ball.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:11 am to Pecker
Best way to do it is the next time you get in a fight with your S/O, tell her she's fat and needs to get back in shape. I definitely wouldn't do it over a nice dinner.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:11 am to Pecker
60% of women in the south are fat, so simple math would tell you 60% of the OT wives are fat. Even though no one here will admit it, 60% of you will be holding on to rolls when you hit it tonight.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:13 am to Pecker
Change your diet and only eat well. This will create two critical events to happen. 1. There will be better food to eat at home and as she's preparing your healthy meal, she'll end up eating the same food. It'll get to be too much to cook two different meals. 2. She'll feel guilty when your eating grilled chicken and she's eating fried chicken.
Cliff notes - Guilt
Cliff notes - Guilt
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