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re: If your neighbor said he wanted to hurt your children
Posted on 10/15/16 at 12:33 pm to Asgard Device
Posted on 10/15/16 at 12:33 pm to Asgard Device
Lure "it" into your yard and exterminate said threat. 
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Posted on 10/15/16 at 12:33 pm to LucasP
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bear trap wielding
Bear traps don't maim children...only outlaws will have guns...or something like that.
Posted on 10/15/16 at 12:36 pm to Asgard Device
Just put up a speedbump or some rocks between yalls yards.
Posted on 10/15/16 at 12:37 pm to LCA131
They can have our bear traps when they pry them from our cold rusty wheelchairs!!!
Posted on 10/15/16 at 12:39 pm to Asgard Device
quote:
What if instead of a disabled man it was a big Pitt bull?
Whoa, one issue at a time. Let's get this crippled bear trap thing figured out first, then we'll move on to dogs.
Posted on 10/15/16 at 12:41 pm to Asgard Device
Are your kids named Walker and Texas Ranger?
Posted on 10/15/16 at 12:42 pm to LucasP
What if the pit bull was in a wheelchair?
Posted on 10/15/16 at 12:43 pm to Asgard Device
thought you were about to talk about the game neighbor lol
Posted on 10/15/16 at 12:45 pm to LCA131
I doubt a pitbull could figure out how to use a bear trap. They're not very smart dogs.
Posted on 10/15/16 at 12:51 pm to LucasP
Didn't Poe write about them in the story about the Pendulum?
I guess they were too stoopid to not get some royalties from that.
They should be as smart as me and you... you and I...no, you and me...us.
I guess they were too stoopid to not get some royalties from that.
They should be as smart as me and you... you and I...no, you and me...us.
Posted on 10/15/16 at 12:53 pm to Asgard Device
Dumbest hyperbolic bullshite I've read in a minute
Posted on 10/15/16 at 1:03 pm to Asgard Device
I'd prob just walk up and dump his arse out of his wheel chair. Then proceed to walk and place his wheelchair about 200 yards from his current position. I would also make sure to grab his cell phone and place it in the wheel chair so he can't call for help.
This post was edited on 10/15/16 at 1:04 pm
Posted on 10/15/16 at 1:08 pm to cave canem
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This post was edited on 1/13/21 at 8:35 am
Posted on 10/15/16 at 1:17 pm to Asgard Device
Posted on 10/15/16 at 1:19 pm to Asgard Device
Look, I wanna' be honest with you. I really need a job. And, I will take any position - as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money, or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos.
Posted on 10/15/16 at 1:20 pm to Titus Pullo
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The neighbor has a pit bull that's barking at his kids through the fence.
That's what my .22 is for.
Posted on 10/15/16 at 1:47 pm to Asgard Device
Dig a moat or put up bollards. They hate that.
Posted on 10/15/16 at 1:59 pm to Muice
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If it's a dog, owners are responsible for them and their well being. And if said dog gets into my yard I would have no problem shooting it. I've actually earned a neighbor about this whose mutt gets out and charges my pregnant wife when she's getting out of her car.
Right but you're not allowed to do anything until the dog crosses into your property line. If a person threatened to come into your yard and kill your kids then you could do something about it BEFORE that happened.
Posted on 10/15/16 at 1:59 pm to GRTiger
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There's no dog either. It's a gotcha thread about people's response to humans vs animals
Somebody gets it.
Posted on 10/15/16 at 2:00 pm to Asgard Device
A water hose can teach a dog manners pretty quickly.
Next time it is barking at your kids through the fence.....
DRENCH IT.
Next time it does that --- JK , that will be the last time.
Next time it is barking at your kids through the fence.....
DRENCH IT.
Next time it does that --- JK , that will be the last time.
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