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If you take your cousin on a weekend trip to Kentucky, you might be a red neck

Posted on 1/18/24 at 10:44 pm
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
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Posted on 1/18/24 at 10:44 pm
Any Kentucky baws out there know this state rep? Or his cuz?

Truth: Kentucky rep sponsors fricking cousin bill

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Just wow

A Kentucky lawmaker introduced a bill Tuesday to decriminalize sex between first cousins.

Republican Kentucky state Rep. Nick Wilson sponsored House Bill 269 to redefine sex with a first cousin so it would no longer qualify as an act of incest, according to the Kentucky State Assembly’s website.


https://dailycaller.com/2024/01/17/kentucky-state-rep-nick-wilson-decriminalize-1st-cousin-sex/


Kentucky Lawmaker Introduces Bill To Legalize Cousin F*ckin’

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A Kentucky lawmaker introduced a bill Tuesday to decriminalize sex between first cousins. Republican Kentucky state Rep. Nick Wilson sponsored House Bill 269 to redefine sex with a first cousin so it would no longer qualify as an act of incest, according to the Kentucky State Assembly’s website.



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The bill removes “first cousin from the list of familial relationships” defined as unlawful incest in Kentucky, the website explained. Incest would also be downgraded from a Class C felony to a Class D “unless it is committed with a person who is less than twelve years of age.” Kentucky law currently states that a person is guilty of incest if they have sex with any person known to be “his or her parent, child, grandparent, grandchild, great-grandparent, great-grandchild, uncle, aunt, nephew, niece, brother, sister, first cousin, ancestor, or descendent,” according to Newsweek.


TikTok survivor lawyer Eliza Orlins lays it out

He must have not given her any peanut butter while they were on the island together.


This post was edited on 1/18/24 at 10:48 pm
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20334 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 10:48 pm to
Civil liberties aside, that’s a brave/stupid politician ready to die on a hill that nobody cared about except for degenerate mongoloids.
Posted by Hateradedrink
Member since May 2023
1288 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 10:48 pm to
Thanksgiving gonna be real awkward if he has a first cousin
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106101 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 10:56 pm to
My dad sent this to me tonight. Apparently he represents our county

Not a good look
Posted by Fred Freshwater
Member since Nov 2023
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Posted on 1/18/24 at 11:00 pm to
Odd way to tell your cousin you want to bang her. What happened to roses or a box of chocolates?
Posted by NOLATiger163
Insane State of NOLA
Member since Aug 2018
454 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 11:13 pm to
As is pretty common, Louisiana says to Kentucky, 'Hold my beer.' Because (apparently) it's already legal in Louisiana, no need for a road trip for your debauchery. Our statute does not include cousins in the prohibitions; it applies to:
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The marriage to, or sexual intercourse with, any ascendant or descendant, brother or sister, uncle or niece, aunt or nephew, with knowledge of their relationship. The relationship must be by consanguinity [i.e. by blood, does not apply to in-laws and steps] ....

La. Rev. Stat. 14:89 ( Legislature's website)

ETA
As is so often the case, there's an informative Wikipedia page. I can't vouch for its accuracy, and indeed a Louisiana law citation appears to be out-of-date, but it claims that first cousins are prohibited from ... spending the night together in only 9 or 10 states, and can marry each other in 19 states. To be clear, I'm not recommending it, just reporting.
This post was edited on 1/19/24 at 12:59 pm
Posted by LA Lightning
Member since Jun 2023
148 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 11:41 pm to
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it's already legal in Louisiana


Whew! All these years I've been relying on the statute of limitations.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
17186 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 12:23 am to
Sorry for partying
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 1/19/24 at 12:57 am to
This entire story has been so twisted and misrepresented. The purpose of the bill is to expand incest laws. Currently, only intercourse is defined as incest. The bill adds other acts such as “sexual groping” to the definition of incest.

It also included, “uncles, stepdads or anyone with a familial relationship”, but the author claims first cousins was inadvertently omitted at some point in drafting the bill.

Maybe that’s a convenient excuse, and the whole purpose of the bill is a smokescreen to legalize cousin humping in the hollers of Kentucky, but it’s not uncommon to pull a bill because of incorrect language.


Oh, and the legislator that sponsored the bill won Survivor a few years ago.

Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 1/19/24 at 4:05 am to
Shooters shoot?
Posted by TrueTiger
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Member since Sep 2004
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Posted on 1/19/24 at 4:38 am to
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does not apply to in-laws and steps


Probably should exempt the homosexuals too,
if the only point is to prevent mongaloid offspring.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17919 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 5:11 am to
We can still go on vacation with our daughter in laws, right?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
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119181 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 6:14 am to
Always trying to copy Alabama and Tennessee
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 1/19/24 at 6:19 am to
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If you take your cousin on a weekend trip to Kentucky, you might be a red neck


Kentucky had some prominent leaders in the 70s' for the future

DJT took the state and the smart folks left, the sheep stayed and this is whet you get

Posted by PinevilleTiger
Pineville, LA
Member since Sep 2005
6207 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 6:43 am to
Ummmm, they have a liberal democrat Governor. Kentucky is all kinds of screwed up, but it isn’t DJT’s fault!!!
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
5318 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 7:06 am to
Sounds like Kentucky rep wants to have retarded kids.
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
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Posted on 1/19/24 at 7:14 am to
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A Kentucky lawmaker introduced a bill Tuesday to decriminalize sex between first cousins.


Trying to make it easier to get Alabama players in the portal
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124253 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 7:20 am to
I mean, when they allow marriage between any sort of other weird combo, being against cousin marriage seems pretty damn stupid.


It was the norm through much of history
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
10707 posts
Posted on 1/19/24 at 8:23 am to
Even if it was an honest mistake, it’s still fricking hilarious and he’ll never live it down.

Almost makes me wish I knew him, would never stop giving him shite, amirite?
Posted by HeadSlash
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Posted on 1/19/24 at 8:26 am to
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