- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
I was sure I was flirt-texting with The One. Until he saw me on Instagram
Posted on 4/13/16 at 5:51 pm
Posted on 4/13/16 at 5:51 pm
A brave woman recounts her epic, very real struggle.
LINK
Obligatory:
quote:
Me: "32. Single. White. Female. Accomplished."
Him: "30. Single. White. Male. I'd like to think I'm accomplished. And I can cook."
I was mentally picking out my wedding dress. Maybe a barn wedding with Mason jars instead of wine glasses. And tea lights strung up in the beams.
And then it happens. He asks for my Instagram name. I barely hesitate, because at this point all demographics match up, we obviously share a sense of humor and a sense of humility, so even if he doesn't look like Ryan Gosling I'm fairly certain I'm at least getting a date out of this.
We exchange Instagram info and promptly stalk each other. He's cute, built, on the tall side, sails, has fun-looking friends. I'm beside myself.
"You're cute!!!" I text.
Nothing.
Ten minutes later. Nothing.
I'm beside myself. But the other side this time.
"Omigod," I text, "you don't think I'm cute."
"That's quite an assumption," he says a few minutes later.
"You didn't text anything back. What else am I to assume?"
"Don't be such a diva."
Then he tells me he's heading to bed.
There goes my elopement to Thailand.
I made an attempt to reach out to him the next day. Nothing.
I feel it's important to note at this point that I'm attractive. I'm no Eva Mendes, but I'm above-average decent-looking, if that's OK to say about oneself. I showed his picture to a few friends to make sure I was in his league and he was in mine — we were, they assured me.
So I couldn't understand why he'd stop our banter, why he didn't want to meet.
Maybe he died. This is generally what I think happens to guys that stop talking to me.
But my best theory — since I live in Los Angeles and have been dating here for seven years now with no luck at all — is that I wasn't hot enough. I wasn't a 10. I wasn't a model or an actress with perfect hair and size 0 jeans; that a common sense of humor and humility and matching demographics just weren't enough and he figured his model would be waiting for him at his next Tinder swipe.
Or maybe I'm wrong. Maybe he did die.
LINK
Obligatory:
Posted on 4/13/16 at 5:52 pm to 90proofprofessional
Men want to frick whores, not marry them.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 5:54 pm to 90proofprofessional
More pics needed. That pic sucks.
She looks homely though
She looks homely though
Posted on 4/13/16 at 5:54 pm to fr33manator
This one thought she was getting married and the dude didn't even bother to smash before he dashed
Posted on 4/13/16 at 5:55 pm to 90proofprofessional
She looks like I imagine.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 5:55 pm to 90proofprofessional
Her friends be lyin
Posted on 4/13/16 at 5:55 pm to 90proofprofessional
He heard the wedding bells in her head. They sounded the alarm.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 5:55 pm to 90proofprofessional
Yuck. Her face looks like a honey bun
Posted on 4/13/16 at 5:55 pm to 90proofprofessional
She assumed marriage just via texting?
Posted on 4/13/16 at 5:55 pm to 90proofprofessional
quote:
"You're cute!!!" I text.
Nothing.
Ten minutes later. Nothing.
I'm beside myself. But the other side this time.
"Omigod," I text, "you don't think I'm cute."
I prolly wouldn't text anything back either after her going psycho so quickly
Posted on 4/13/16 at 5:56 pm to waiting4saturday
She has to be a miserable count to write an article like that
Posted on 4/13/16 at 5:57 pm to 90proofprofessional
Her face looks like a deformed pancake
Posted on 4/13/16 at 5:58 pm to 90proofprofessional
It was probably her constant posting of SJW and feminist memes that scared him off.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 5:58 pm to 90proofprofessional
her friends were lying to her. that wasn't very nice.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 5:59 pm to 90proofprofessional
quote:
Above average attractive
Damn is she full of herself. She wouldn't even register on my Flaccid to Full Mast scale
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:01 pm to Upperdecker
10 beers in and that's still a NO.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 6:01 pm to 90proofprofessional
I was expecting BBW so I am surprised that she is not a goblin. IWPHI. Nevertheless, its a good thing for women to be taken down a notch for the greater good.
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News