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"I want to win the Olympic Gold for sex"
Posted on 8/3/16 at 4:47 pm
Posted on 8/3/16 at 4:47 pm
Rio escort wants to use Games to find a boyfriend 'just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman'
She's in it to win it
quote:
Sitting in a beach bar beside the sweeping sands of Rio’s Copacabana Beach, escort girl and sex worker Juliana calls the Olympics Games a ‘once in a lifetime opportunity to make big money’ and meet men from across the world.
Her skimpy bikini top leaving little to the imagination, the dark-haired 23-year-old pouted her lips scarred with pink, and declared: ‘People will come to my city to win a gold medal at the Olympics but for me it will be the gold in my pockets that will make me a winner.’
Throwing back her head and laughing, she added: ‘I want to be the gold medal winner of my “business” at the Olympics but there is a lot of competition…’
She's in it to win it
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Posted on 8/3/16 at 4:56 pm to tigerpimpbot
It would depend on her work ethic and motivation, but if she's a team player I would let her in the game.
Posted on 8/3/16 at 5:27 pm to Guess
She's ok. Too many other fine girls in Rio though.
Posted on 8/3/16 at 5:45 pm to LakeViewLSU
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She's ok. Too many other fine girls in Rio though
Eager beats pretty.
Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:03 pm to Bout_Dat_Lyfe
Like throwing a hot dog into outer space.
Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:27 pm to Bout_Dat_Lyfe
On a normal weekend you could get 2 hours with her for 300-500 Reals. $92-$153 US at today's exchange rate.
Add another 150 reals ( $46 ) for two hours in a high end love Motel. ( Most regular Hotels have strict policies against prostitutes )
ETA: Assuredly it would be more expensive during events such as the Olympics.
Add another 150 reals ( $46 ) for two hours in a high end love Motel. ( Most regular Hotels have strict policies against prostitutes )
ETA: Assuredly it would be more expensive during events such as the Olympics.
This post was edited on 8/3/16 at 6:32 pm
Posted on 8/3/16 at 6:35 pm to tigerpimpbot
I would turn that ho into a housewife
Posted on 8/3/16 at 8:08 pm to LakeViewLSU
quote:
On a normal weekend you could get 2 hours with her for 300-500 Reals. $92-$153 US at today's exchange rate.
Add another 150 reals ( $46 ) for two hours in a high end love Motel. ( Most regular Hotels have strict policies against prostitutes )
ETA: Assuredly it would be more expensive during events such as the Olympics.
What does that break down to by the minute?
Eta: I ain't trying to cuddle.
This post was edited on 8/3/16 at 8:10 pm
Posted on 8/3/16 at 9:18 pm to Fratigerguy
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What does that break down to by the minute?
I'm sure there's a minimum charge for all the quick finishers
Posted on 8/4/16 at 6:43 am to tigerpimpbot
Was there in 2014 and the rate at the high end places was 3-5 hundo per hour. 2 of my friends did it one night we were there (I had a one night stand w a legit Brazilian not a hooker).
A TON of the prostitutes there have braces bc the first thing they want is to fix their teeth with the $.
A TON of the prostitutes there have braces bc the first thing they want is to fix their teeth with the $.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 6:50 am to tigerpimpbot
I bet she has a huge clit.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 7:43 am to tigerpimpbot
Those nails would circumcise an anteater.
Wouldn't mind seeing the fun bags from behind a Zika screen but WNHI.
Wouldn't mind seeing the fun bags from behind a Zika screen but WNHI.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 7:45 am to CGSC Lobotomy
Posted on 8/4/16 at 7:47 am to tigerpimpbot
Little thick for thinking she is top of the line:
Posted on 8/4/16 at 7:50 am to LakeViewLSU
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She's ok. Too many other fine girls in Rio though.
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She's ok. Too many other LADY BOYS in Rio though...
FIFY
Posted on 8/4/16 at 8:15 pm to Charlie Arglist
What country is most likely to land her the gold? I'll go with Jamaica.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 8:19 pm to tigerpimpbot
I've seen hotter chicks walking through the quad. Amirite?
Posted on 8/4/16 at 8:22 pm to tigerpimpbot
Take note Russian billionaires. This is how you buy pussy. While it may not be top shelf, it's a hell of a lot higher than your current batting average.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 8:23 pm to tigerpimpbot
They use too much tongue when they kiss
Posted on 8/4/16 at 8:26 pm to Jorts R Us
She is the bottom of the barrel when it comes to Brazilian women.
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