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re: I need Dating Advice
Posted on 10/17/16 at 8:10 pm to JabarkusRussell
Posted on 10/17/16 at 8:10 pm to JabarkusRussell
quote:well do you manscape?
JabarkusRussell
frick having a female that doesn't shave but I mean if you don't keep yourself up i can't see how you have any room to bitch
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Posted on 10/17/16 at 8:12 pm to kingbob
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Don't go down on her. When she asks you why, don't give her a reason. She will eventually ask if her bush is why, say something that hints that it could be part of the reason, but deny it. She will get the hint.
lol at this advice
Posted on 10/17/16 at 8:13 pm to JabarkusRussell
Tell her that seeing her nude reminds you that your lawn needs mowing
Posted on 10/17/16 at 8:20 pm to JabarkusRussell
Puke in her snatch the next time you go down on her. She'll get the message.
Posted on 10/17/16 at 8:20 pm to BayouBengals03
quote:BB03, you should hear KingBobs stories about being able to pull legit dimes way out of his league strictly from his confidence.
quote:
Don't go down on her. When she asks you why, don't give her a reason. She will eventually ask if her bush is why, say something that hints that it could be part of the reason, but deny it. She will get the hint.
lol at this advice
Posted on 10/17/16 at 8:21 pm to SuperSaint
Girls love confident guys!!!
Posted on 10/17/16 at 8:22 pm to SuperSaint
Buncha pussies up in here
Posted on 10/17/16 at 8:25 pm to JabarkusRussell
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You could curl it around your finger.
That's a bit much. I don't mind a bush now and again but there's at least got to be some edging going on.
Posted on 10/17/16 at 8:27 pm to JabarkusRussell
Place a sling blade (I call it a Kaiser blade) in the bathroom. If she doesn't get the hint, run her off.
Posted on 10/17/16 at 8:29 pm to JabarkusRussell
pics? 
Complain about the brush burn you are getting when you go down? Bring clippers to bed? Or, actually have a conversation about the fact that you are not attracted to the bush.
Complain about the brush burn you are getting when you go down? Bring clippers to bed? Or, actually have a conversation about the fact that you are not attracted to the bush.
This post was edited on 10/17/16 at 8:31 pm
Posted on 10/17/16 at 8:34 pm to JabarkusRussell
Don't be a pussy and just tell her to shave it
Posted on 10/17/16 at 8:44 pm to JabarkusRussell
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How does one tactfully tell a girl that her wild and unkept 70s bush disgusts me and makes me not attracted to her without hurting her feelings?
You buy a cordless razor of a phalic beforehand and charge it. When things get busy, insist on shaving her, shave her, then slide it in.
Posted on 10/17/16 at 8:52 pm to JabarkusRussell
Seems like you could just say "you know what would be hot? Surprising me with a wax job"
Disclaimer: I've been single a very long time
Disclaimer: I've been single a very long time
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:22 pm to BayouBengals03
Freds
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:27 pm to PairofDucks
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Just man up and tell her.
This is the correct answer.
She's as scared as you are. Just state your preferences and make sure you follow through if she does.
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:27 pm to JabarkusRussell
quote:
How does one tactfully tell a girl that her wild and unkept 70s bush disgusts me and makes me not attracted to her without hurting her feelings?
Shave your bush. Ask her if she likes it
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:29 pm to athenslife101
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Muslim women have a huge thing about being completely hairless.
I've heard some weird shite about "Muslim culture" but this is new to me. So you mean in a predominately Arabic culture where they can't show their face, they give a shite about their pubes? Seems like a stretch.
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:31 pm to PrivatePublic
Ask her if she's trying to be a 70's porn star.
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:35 pm to JabarkusRussell
need pics of said bush to thoughtfully reply
Posted on 10/17/16 at 9:35 pm to JabarkusRussell
Do the pits match the carpet?
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