baylorbaiter

When I was in the bathroom one morning brushing my teeth and she came in and sat down on the toilet and took a big, loud dump! I knew then we were an old married couple!...

That's Bayou Teche, not a river....

Having worked numerous disasters in Texas, I can say this. The Salvation Army gives the best bang for your donation dollars. frick the Red Cross!...

I need this....

One article said that the only seats in the Expedition were the front driver seat and front passenger seat....

In its entirety I believe it's "Talkin' out your arse because your mouth knows better!" Talking shite!...

I was having the same problem. It would be fine in the morning and start rising. Son of a bitch never quit running all day and finally topped out at 81. Full of Freon and coils were clean on both units. Outside unit was 20 years old, inside was 16. I had both units changed yesterday. Working fine. ...

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Bitch wanted an apology first!...

When I hit 50, I suddenly became lactose intolerant. Before I figured out what was happening with my guts, I drank two glasses of whole milk every morning. When I got to the office, I would get the feeling and turn it loose. My farts would bring a tear to a glass eye! I mean I cleared the room. ...

Why do all of these fat assed women have to get tatted up all over? Are they not ugly enough? :yack:...