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re: “I blend my placenta into my fiancé’s smoothies- he thinks they’re delicious”

Posted on 11/5/22 at 9:56 am to
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18212 posts
Posted on 11/5/22 at 9:56 am to
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placenta into my fiancé’s smoothies

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second son, Arnhem-Sol,


10am. Nuff internet for me today
Posted by 0
Member since Aug 2011
16631 posts
Posted on 11/5/22 at 10:15 am to
I heard about people sending the placenta off to make capsules out of it to take as a vitamin of sorts but eating it raw in a smoothie just seems….nasty.
Posted by Kankles
Member since Dec 2012
5914 posts
Posted on 11/5/22 at 10:18 am to
Plenty of other mammals eat their placenta. Yeah it’s gross, but it not unnatural like chopping your manhood off.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
1184 posts
Posted on 11/5/22 at 10:23 am to
I'm sorta embarrassed to admit but my attention whore sister sister did this for her own consumption. I'm 90% sure if facebook didn't exist she wouldn't of even considered it. Both from getting the idea from her hippie friends and then the attention from sharing "how good" her placenta shake was. After that I de-listed her as my sister on FB. Not that it helped anything. Our entire extended family saw that shite I'm sure.
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21590 posts
Posted on 11/5/22 at 10:30 am to
I'm beginning to think that the antidepressants doctors prescribe like candy have side effects that cause lunacy.
Posted by JerseyTiger07
Member since Jan 2015
291 posts
Posted on 11/5/22 at 10:46 am to
If he is that committed to her...why doesn't he marry her? 2 kids and still a fiancé?

Posted by davidlsu
Member since Jan 2008
2958 posts
Posted on 11/5/22 at 10:47 am to
Id kill a bitch if she served me that
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15631 posts
Posted on 11/5/22 at 10:57 am to
I can’t eat flank steak anymore after accidentally seeing my wife’s placenta
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
25004 posts
Posted on 11/5/22 at 11:05 am to
His fault for proposing to a psycho.
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
9689 posts
Posted on 11/5/22 at 11:07 am to
Pierced septum. Because of course she has.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90625 posts
Posted on 11/5/22 at 11:09 am to
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They live on a completely different planet. That’s the only reasonable conclusion.


Arnhem Sol does sound like the name of a distant planet
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41612 posts
Posted on 11/5/22 at 11:14 am to
Besides the fact that this is weird and disgusting - what weirdo doctor or midwife lets them take that home?
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18861 posts
Posted on 11/5/22 at 11:15 am to
I laughed hard at this
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19691 posts
Posted on 11/5/22 at 11:35 am to
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Try dating and marrying other races if we’re all so awful. Stop stereotyping us as all being the same.


It’s not stereotyping, it’s generalizing.


And stop being such a sensitive c unit.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12430 posts
Posted on 11/5/22 at 11:39 am to
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She 100% eats butt stuff
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108446 posts
Posted on 11/5/22 at 11:39 am to
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Besides the fact that this is weird and disgusting - what weirdo doctor or midwife lets them take that home?


Placentas are actually very valuable. I had a biology teacher at Ole Miss who was out of her fricking mind and had like 10 kids because she was farming out her placenta. One day she literally brought her placenta into the classroom making half the class leave in outrage and disgust. I was fortunately at the back of the class, but it was still revolting.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41612 posts
Posted on 11/5/22 at 11:56 am to
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farming out her placenta

Damn - I didn’t know this could be done m

But my OB for the last four kids wouldn’t have allowed it
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 11/5/22 at 12:42 pm to
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I mean, don’t get me wrong, the fiancé eating it is bizarre as frick


I completely agree, but I have heard of this being done before.

What I am saying is.. You just kind of calm things down a little.

Someone will post something and all the responses are like "OMG this is crazy. Everything is going to shite, blah blah bhal" and you are just like "Calm the frick down, obviously it's not the norm, but its nothing new and the facts are..."

If that makes sense.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63026 posts
Posted on 11/5/22 at 12:44 pm to
I would closed fist hit my wife if she tried to feed me her placenta. And then I'd call the police.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12430 posts
Posted on 11/5/22 at 1:11 pm to
They can use the umbilical cord as a twisty straw.
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