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“I blend my placenta into my fiancé’s smoothies- he thinks they’re delicious”

Posted on 11/5/22 at 7:15 am
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 11/5/22 at 7:15 am



New York Post

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This post-birth brew is something to coo about.

A new mom says placenta smoothies have helped her bounce back after having a baby — and they’re so delicious she’s even whipped some up for her fiancé.

Tiana-Rose, 24, gave birth to her second son, Arnhem-Sol, six months ago and decided to include the natal organ in her smoothies after hearing that it helps stave off postpartum depression and anxiety.

“From my own personal experience and women from all over the world, there’s been nothing but benefits,” the mom told NeedToKnow.Online on Friday, describing the unconventional concoction as “life-changing.”

“After the birth [of Arnhem-Sol], the placenta was placed into a sterilized bowl and our doula immediately started preparing it in our kitchen, as we had a home birth,” Tiana-Rose recalled. “She cut it into 2-centimeter cubes and popped them into an ice cube tray, before placing them in the freezer.”

The mom later added one of the cubes to her smoothie, before taking her first taste.

“I had heard about placenta smoothies and thought they would be gross … [but] honestly, you could not tell that there was a placenta in there — it was a really nice recipe and I was very surprised by it,” she enthused.

“My fiancé, Luca, gave it a try, completely consented, and he had the same reaction as he thought it tasted just like a cranberry smoothie!”




Happy Saturday y’all!
Posted by Bunk Moreland
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Posted on 11/5/22 at 7:16 am to
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
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Posted on 11/5/22 at 7:17 am to
White women are terrible.

What the frick man.
Posted by Murray
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Posted on 11/5/22 at 7:17 am to
She looks like you post.
Posted by Booyow
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Posted on 11/5/22 at 7:19 am to
She 100% does butt stuff
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
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Posted on 11/5/22 at 7:21 am to
There's about a 98% chance that the older kid still breastfeeds too
This post was edited on 11/5/22 at 9:27 am
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
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Posted on 11/5/22 at 7:21 am to
Those fricking bull nose rings are so fugly
Posted by StringedInstruments
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Posted on 11/5/22 at 7:21 am to
More like she 100% instructs him on when and how they’ll have sex, which is probably two-three times a year, missionary quickies only.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
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Posted on 11/5/22 at 7:21 am to
I was about to make eggs with chorizo. I think I'm eating oatmeal instead today.
Posted by DJFord
Arabi
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Posted on 11/5/22 at 7:22 am to
Is she a tranny?
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
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Posted by RoscoeSanCarlos
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Posted on 11/5/22 at 7:23 am to
WTF! What’s wrong with people today!
Posted by Priapism99
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Posted on 11/5/22 at 7:24 am to
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After the birth [of Arnhem-Sol]

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My fiancé, Luca, gave it a try, completely consented, and he had the same reaction as he thought it tasted just like a cranberry smoothie!”


They live on a completely different planet. That’s the only reasonable conclusion.

Posted by TDTOM
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Posted on 11/5/22 at 7:24 am to
I hate people.
Posted by VermilionTiger
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Posted on 11/5/22 at 7:25 am to
White women will be the fall of our civilization
Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 11/5/22 at 7:27 am to
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placenta into my fiancé’s smoothies- he thinks they’re delicious


She fricked it up. The whole point is to replace your lost nutrients while you were pregnant by eating the placenta, not giving it to her creepy mom and baby daddy.

And she’s fugly af to boot.
Posted by BeerMoney
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Posted on 11/5/22 at 7:28 am to
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She looks like you post.

Posted by jivy26
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 11/5/22 at 7:29 am to
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“I blend my placenta into my fiancé’s smoothies- he thinks they’re delicious”


She would be my ex REAL quick.

And she has the Brahma Bull piercing...shocking
This post was edited on 11/5/22 at 7:33 am
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 11/5/22 at 7:31 am to
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Tiana-Rose, 24, gave birth to her second son, Arnhem-Sol, six months ago


Hyper hipster adults spending too much time on the Facebook… also these names.. yuck.
Posted by redneck hippie
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Posted on 11/5/22 at 7:32 am to
I know a guy that roasted his wife’s placenta, like with onion, potatoes, carrots. They were hardcore hippie types, lived off the grid in NE Oklahoma.
Kinda struck me as crazy ( and disgusting) but what do I know.
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