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re: How to fall asleep in under a minute
Posted on 5/6/15 at 10:14 pm to hawgfaninc
Posted on 5/6/15 at 10:14 pm to hawgfaninc
Sometimes I just stick my head out of my bedroom window, draw a deep breath, and roar like a lion until I pass out. I have slept all night before hunched over the window frame. The trick is to train yourself not to take a breath. After a minute of roaring, the volume of the roar dwindles to a squeak as your face turns beet red and you just finally collapse.
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 10:23 pm to Scruffy
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Just put the movie Seabiscuit on. You'll last 30 seconds.
or
The English Patient
Posted on 5/6/15 at 10:24 pm to hawgfaninc
I'll try this tonight
Posted on 5/6/15 at 10:38 pm to hawgfaninc
Chloroform works too
Posted on 5/6/15 at 10:38 pm to FCP
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I'll be "driving by Braille"--using the rumble strips to stay awake--by the time Friday gets here.
that is fricking awesome
Posted on 5/6/15 at 10:45 pm to hawgfaninc
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didn't fall asleep in under a minute, but it did help.
Placebo
Posted on 5/6/15 at 10:47 pm to hawgfaninc
I'll try it in a few.
Posted on 5/6/15 at 10:55 pm to FCP
Get some damn rest
Posted on 5/6/15 at 11:16 pm to hawgfaninc
Bottle of Rex Goliath helps every time
Posted on 5/7/15 at 12:10 am to FCP
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I go for 65+ hours straight most every week.
That's not badass or anything, you know... that'll kill you.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 12:17 am to FCP
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I go for 65+ hours straight most every week
And you don't feel the need to say why you actually do this??
Posted on 5/7/15 at 2:50 am to hawgfaninc
Watch baseball.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 5:44 am to hawgfaninc
Any Bob Ross episode will put you out in under 10 minutes guaranteed.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 5:47 am to hawgfaninc
Down voted because I've been doing this shite for 4 hours now and still awake.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 8:00 am to FCP
so much work and so little sleep but you still find the time to post on TD
Posted on 5/7/15 at 8:31 am to icegator337
Get on, get in, bust a nut, fall asleep.
I can do that in a minute.
LC
I can do that in a minute.
LC
Posted on 5/7/15 at 8:33 am to CorkSoaker
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Or have two kids under 2
FIFY
Posted on 5/7/15 at 8:37 am to hawgfaninc
I prefer the 4-4-2 method.
4 beers, 4 shots, 2 Tylenol PM.
works. every. damn. time.
4 beers, 4 shots, 2 Tylenol PM.
works. every. damn. time.
Posted on 5/7/15 at 8:41 am to hawgfaninc
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mentally counting to four
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count of seven
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count of eight
Doing this four times adds up to 76 seconds..
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