re: How often do you shite?

twice per day unless I eat something that has me messed up.

between 7-7:30 am

then around 9pm

like clockwork which can frick me up if I change time zones and I am on a job site. I will not shite in a port-a-john unless it is a dire dire emergency

whenever i have to.

In the morning before bath. When I get home. At night before shower.

I eat at least 50 grams of fiber a day. Not shitting is not an option.

Spent most of my life going 5 days to a week without shitting. I never knew anything different until getting married.

I soon noticed the lovely but disgusting bride was shitting multiple times per day. I wondered what I had gotten myself into. We had the talk - the one about shite frequency. I thought she had health problems and she thought I did. Turned out she has IBS. The doctor always gives me a clean bill of health.

But doctors think something must be wrong solely because of my standard shite frequency. Bowing to pressure from the medical community and my wife, I started taking fiber supplements. Now I shite almost every morning and occasionally go twice a day, depending on food choice.

Does that answer your question?

Never when I want to.

Every morning at 6:45. Sometimes again around 10. Depends on what I had for dinner the previous night.

I've been making myself go 4-5 times a day and I've lost weight doing it. I believe I sped up my digestive metabolism.

Everyday during my daily jog.

Every other day. I purposely hold my stool inside an extra day in an effort to build huge turds. When I finally do drop them and they don’t break, I take pictures and “turd text” my friends. They love getting pictures of huge pieces of shite.

My body normally shits once or twice a week.


Discovered pre-work out recently and that makes me shite after drinking it so I try to drink it 3-4 times a week. shite. Then workout.


Healthy diet and exercise and my body doesn't care. I have one fricked up digestive system.