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How many of you tubby OT lard asses could escape this elevator?
Posted on 5/4/15 at 9:44 am
Posted on 5/4/15 at 9:44 am
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Posted on 5/4/15 at 9:46 am to crankbait
I could but I do crossfit so I'm used to feats of acrobatics like this
Posted on 5/4/15 at 9:47 am to crankbait
I wouldn't have tripped to begin with but if I had I am pretty sure I would have been seriously injured 
Posted on 5/4/15 at 9:48 am to crankbait
Yeah I'd be dead
Posted on 5/4/15 at 9:48 am to el Gaucho
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I could but I do crossfit so I'm used to feats of acrobatics like this
Posted on 5/4/15 at 9:50 am to crankbait
I halve-a-duh whi-ite soaks like a da mahn in vi-dee-o, I sink a no-a pro-blem.
This post was edited on 5/4/15 at 9:50 am
Posted on 5/4/15 at 9:58 am to crankbait
quote:
How many of you tubby OT lard asses
Woh woh angry!
Posted on 5/4/15 at 9:58 am to Topwater Trout
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I wouldn't have tripped to begin with
are you sure?
elevator wasn't even with the floor..how often do you expect to not simply walk forward?
Posted on 5/4/15 at 10:01 am to crankbait
I dead
Posted on 5/4/15 at 10:02 am to crankbait
I think I would have gone the opposite direction. Tried to climb in instead of back out.
Posted on 5/4/15 at 10:04 am to crankbait
would have taken the stairs to being with.
Posted on 5/4/15 at 10:04 am to crankbait
quote:
Yeah I'd be dead
this
Posted on 5/4/15 at 10:04 am to crankbait
With my additional weight, the elevator wouldn't ascend that quickly so I think I'd have time to squeeze and squirm either in or out before the decapitation occurred.
Posted on 5/4/15 at 10:06 am to Placebeaux
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would have taken the stairs to being with.
From the looks of all those buttons, this elevator went over three stories high so stairs would have been a death sentence as well.
I'll take head chopped off over heart attack any day of the week.
Posted on 5/4/15 at 10:16 am to CAD703X
quote:
are you sure?
fairly sure.
Posted on 5/4/15 at 10:18 am to crankbait
What kind of elevator does that?
This post was edited on 5/4/15 at 10:19 am
Posted on 5/4/15 at 10:21 am to Topwater Trout
was he on a phone? or did he just have his head up his arse?
Posted on 5/4/15 at 10:24 am to crankbait
I could...
And grab my hat after...
And grab my hat after...
Posted on 5/4/15 at 10:29 am to Veritas
Maximum overdrive elevators.
Posted on 5/4/15 at 11:59 am to crankbait
Lard asses would either jam that elevator or bounce back out.
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