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How many bottles of this, that, or the other do you have in your shower?

Posted on 8/29/19 at 7:37 pm
Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
Member since Nov 2008
24293 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 7:37 pm
19 I have 19!? Yes, I counted. I just use one that says shampoo, no idea what the hell the rest of it is for. How many you got?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171037 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 7:38 pm to
6. 3 for me, 3 for my wife.

Wait, 7. Face wash too.
This post was edited on 8/29/19 at 7:47 pm
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30304 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 7:38 pm to
Women like to collect shampoo and conditioner. It’s fricking mind blowing.
Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
Member since Nov 2008
24293 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 7:42 pm to
Does it ever expire? I wonder how long some of those have been in there. But if I throw it out you can be damn sure she’d ask where it went. It’s like a hoarder sub complex.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35495 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 7:42 pm to
1 bottle of shampoo. 2 bottles of bodywash. 5 random. 36 bottles of conditioner.
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
20386 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 7:42 pm to
1 face wash, 2 shampoos, 1 conditioner, 1 body wash. 5 total.
This post was edited on 8/29/19 at 7:43 pm
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 7:43 pm to
A few empty high lifes
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40542 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 7:43 pm to
0 bottles of this
0 bottles of that
0 bottles of the other

But I have 4 bottles in there
Posted by FlagLake
"Da Ship"
Member since Feb 2006
2339 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 7:44 pm to
I feel your pain brother. Currently in my shower there are 21 objects consisting of various bottles of facewash, conditioners, shampoos, special cleansing pads, brushes, etc. This does not even include my shampoo, the soap, and her razor and shaving cream. Every time I knock something over I have to pick up 10 items cause it is like a domino effect.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18054 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 7:44 pm to
My wife has about 75, I have two
Posted by tiger91
In my own little world
Member since Nov 2005
36707 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 7:45 pm to
Four total. Body wash, shampoo, two different conditioners.
Posted by Duane Dibbley
Red Dwarf
Member since Nov 2011
1570 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

How many bottles of this, that, or the other do you have in your shower?

this 2, that 4, zero or the other.
Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
Member since Nov 2008
24293 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

Every time I knock something over I have to pick up 10 items cause it is like a domino effect.


fricking yes. I hate that
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
31054 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 7:45 pm to
I have two, one shampoo and one soap. I have no idea how many my wife has in there, it is a lot.
Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
3006 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 7:46 pm to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 7:48 pm to
I have one bottle of generic whateverthefrick that suffices for everything. I don't know what goes on in the wife's bathroom. I steer a wide berth from there.
Posted by BehindtheWoodshed
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2007
2334 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 7:49 pm to
Bar of gold dial. Can of shave gel. That’s it. That’s the list.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119185 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 7:49 pm to
I have however many Hilton or Marriott leave in my room that I can take home.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10226 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 7:50 pm to
When I was young I would have like 6 of those Lauriel for Kids fish shaped bottles of shampoo that had like 2 squirts left just so I could play with them in the tub.
Posted by CootKilla
In a beer can/All dog's nightmares
Member since Jul 2007
5911 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 7:50 pm to
I find it hard to ejaculate in her small entrance to her conditioner bottle.
So I bought a funnel, she asked what the funnel was for.
My response, same as all those other fricking bottles, if you don't what they are for don't ask.
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