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How long should a single roll of 2-ply tp last a grown man who works

Posted on 5/21/15 at 5:12 pm
Posted by ManBearTiger
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Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 5/21/15 at 5:12 pm
The topic pretty much sums it up.

Moved into an apartment where everyone keeps their toilet paper in their room so I've been using the same roll for about 4 weeks and getting close to the end.

ETA: I included the "work" part because I imagine people who stay home all day use more
This post was edited on 5/21/15 at 5:13 pm
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 5/21/15 at 5:13 pm to
I use wet wipes brah
Posted by MFn GIMP
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 5/21/15 at 5:14 pm to
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I use wet wipes brah

The only way to go.
Posted by wizziko
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Member since Jan 2006
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Posted on 5/21/15 at 5:15 pm to
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Moved into an apartment where everyone keeps their toilet paper in their room

WTF
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 5/21/15 at 5:15 pm to
Like a month

I shite at work and am hardly ever home.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 5/21/15 at 5:16 pm to
If youre not pooping at work you arent getting paid to poop, which means you arent doing it right.


Your rolls at home last a while.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21828 posts
Posted on 5/21/15 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

WTF


I thought it was weird too. Two of the guys I live with don't work- I left the roll in one day and came back to find ~half of it used up
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 5/21/15 at 5:18 pm to
i dunno, but we go through a roll in 2-3 days. Its just me and the wife, and I do work from home but always struck me as a lot.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 5/21/15 at 5:18 pm to
Always shite on company time
Posted by BrotherEsau
Member since Aug 2011
3500 posts
Posted on 5/21/15 at 5:22 pm to
No fricking idea. I have four women in my house, and every morning, I take one shite in my bathroom. Every day, I start a new roll. I do not know what they do with all the toilet paper.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 5/21/15 at 5:25 pm to
quote:

grown man who works
quote:

Moved into an apartment where everyone keeps their toilet paper in their room


Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 5/21/15 at 5:29 pm to
It lasts me a long time. I'm not sure how long. Pretty sure a good bit longer than a month. I make sure to shite while on the clock.
Posted by nobigdeal69
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Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 5/21/15 at 5:40 pm to
quote:

No fricking idea. I have four women in my house, and every morning, I take one shite in my bathroom. Every day, I start a new roll. I do not know what they do with all the toilet paper.


Moved in with my SO 2 years ago - I'm still shocked by the amount of toilet paper women go through.
This post was edited on 5/21/15 at 5:43 pm
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
Member since Dec 2012
27230 posts
Posted on 5/21/15 at 5:43 pm to
Wet wipes are good for your a-hole and wallet.

But always be sure to just use 1 or 2 per flush.
This post was edited on 5/21/15 at 5:44 pm
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89483 posts
Posted on 5/21/15 at 5:45 pm to
Uh - you know a lot of variables go into this calculation, right baw?

How much you shite?

How often you shite?

How messy the shite is?

How effective is your wiping technique?

Do you have regular company over of the female persuasion?

All that can sway the answer from "less than 1 day" up to "couple of weeks" - IMHO.

Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 5/21/15 at 5:46 pm to
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Moved into an apartment where everyone keeps their toilet paper in their room
So you're in jail?
Posted by ILikeLSUToo
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2008
18018 posts
Posted on 5/21/15 at 5:48 pm to
Women ball up a pillow-sized amount of TP to dab their twat every time they pee.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15298 posts
Posted on 5/21/15 at 5:52 pm to
How much liqour are you consuming on a daily basis?
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 5/21/15 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

So you're in jail?


Up vote
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57447 posts
Posted on 5/21/15 at 5:58 pm to
Well the good thing about your question is that the answer isn't going to vary
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