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Posted on 3/14/17 at 6:02 pm to Kingpenm3
You've got to be able to undo a metal coat hanger and move it around with vigor.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 6:03 pm to Kingpenm3
You grow up wanting to be one. Just like any other profession
Posted on 3/14/17 at 6:09 pm to Walt OReilly
The really hard part is getting your own back alley to practice in.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 6:11 pm to Kingpenm3
My cousin did it for awhile. After so many it just becomes cost efficient to do it yourself.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 6:25 pm to LucasP
Guess the same way one becomes a a-hole doctor. Don't know shite. 
Posted on 3/14/17 at 6:38 pm to Kingpenm3
I've never met one, guess they aren't very proud of what they do
Posted on 3/14/17 at 6:41 pm to Kingpenm3
You kind of gravitate toward what you are good at, some are better at fixing bones and shite so they become orthopedist , some are better at killing people
Posted on 3/14/17 at 6:43 pm to Kingpenm3
Red heads need professions too
Posted on 3/14/17 at 6:48 pm to Kingpenm3
Can you imagine someone that would really be enthusiastic about it?
Girl at college bar:"so what do you want to do in the future?
Guy: "I wanna kill children"
Girl, horrified:"what!?"
Guy, nonchalantly: "well, not children per say. Mainly little tiny babies. So it's cool."
Girl, agape: "what on earth do you mean!?"
Guy: "Well you see, if you get them when they are really little, they can't fight back at all. And you can just rip em apart with tongs. And then vacuum the rest out. Like a vagina remodeler"
Girl: "you're a monster!"
Guy: "no, it's totally cool. Totally legal too. And you can kill as many as you want. Usually minorities too, so, bonus. Just ripping kids apart day after day. Scrambling them like eggs and living the dream.
So what's your sign?"
Girl at college bar:"so what do you want to do in the future?
Guy: "I wanna kill children"
Girl, horrified:"what!?"
Guy, nonchalantly: "well, not children per say. Mainly little tiny babies. So it's cool."
Girl, agape: "what on earth do you mean!?"
Guy: "Well you see, if you get them when they are really little, they can't fight back at all. And you can just rip em apart with tongs. And then vacuum the rest out. Like a vagina remodeler"
Girl: "you're a monster!"
Guy: "no, it's totally cool. Totally legal too. And you can kill as many as you want. Usually minorities too, so, bonus. Just ripping kids apart day after day. Scrambling them like eggs and living the dream.
So what's your sign?"
This post was edited on 3/14/17 at 6:49 pm
Posted on 3/14/17 at 6:55 pm to Kingpenm3
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This post was edited on 3/14/17 at 6:59 pm
Posted on 3/14/17 at 7:07 pm to Kingpenm3
Something something coat hanger factory something
Posted on 3/14/17 at 7:17 pm to Kingpenm3
Have the skills that kills..
Posted on 3/14/17 at 7:21 pm to Kingpenm3
By literally being hitler!
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