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How do/did you deal with shackers?

Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:46 am
Posted by DuckManiak
Member since Nov 2011
3733 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:46 am
I'll preface this by saying the last time I had a shacker, ride sharing apps weren't popular.

I've been seeing videos on Old Row of college kids calling out sloots making the walk of shame. I may be old fashioned, but now, instead of buying breakfast, why not call an Uber for the poor girl?
Posted by phutureisyic
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2016
3370 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:48 am to
Wtf is a shacker? One night stand?
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20686 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:49 am to
I've never had secks. What's it like?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:49 am to
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Wtf is a shacker?


One who shacks.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97647 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:50 am to
I kick them out before my wife comes home
Posted by DuckManiak
Member since Nov 2011
3733 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:50 am to
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One night stands

Leave
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:50 am to
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Wtf is a shacker


Traditionally a shacker is someone crashing at your house for a few days or however long. Like the guy on the couch in Halfbaked.

But I do think this guy is talking about one night stands
This post was edited on 2/21/17 at 6:51 am
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:51 am to
quote:

I've never had secks. What's it like?


It's terrifying at first, but after awhile it remains terrifying. Then you finish at which point you cry.
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:51 am to
What is old row

Why are you watching videos of college kids

I never took girls back to my place or gave them a real name. My wife thought my name was pavel for the first 3 months we dated.

Taking her to your place is amateur hour. frick her at her place and steal groceries on your way out
This post was edited on 2/21/17 at 6:55 am
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20686 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:53 am to
Wow, no wonder you're supposed to wait until you're married.
Posted by DuckManiak
Member since Nov 2011
3733 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:54 am to
quote:

What is old row

It's an instagram page
This post was edited on 2/21/17 at 6:59 am
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:55 am to
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Obviously, you know what old row is.


He said college kids... are you slow or just stupid?
Posted by DuckManiak
Member since Nov 2011
3733 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:57 am to
Just stupid on that last post.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 7:04 am to
Try it again in the morning???

Funny story, when I lived in the fraternity house, axe body spray dropped off these very cheesy "shacker kits". They had a cheap t-shirt, mouth wash, condoms, etc. Basically supplies to hook up and give the girl something to wear on the way out all in a little bag. We all laughed at how cheesy it was, until one day I actually gave it to a girl (who I had been hooking up with for a while). Was very useful to be honest. I lost too many good t-shirts and gym shorts to girls I never saw again.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90541 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 7:05 am to
quote:

buying breakfast


What a sucker
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 7:06 am to
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I lost too many good t-shirts and gym shorts to girls I never saw again.


Why the frick are y'all giving these hoes clothes? Bitch came in clothes she can wear them out
Posted by DuckManiak
Member since Nov 2011
3733 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 7:06 am to
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lost too many good t-shirts and gym shorts to girls I never saw again.

I think that they think that's their trophy.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 7:10 am to
Don't let them sleep over. Period.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 7:11 am to
I guess "good" isn't the correct term. It was always undershirts and shorts I'd sleep in. It was usually in the moment when I was trying to still pretend to be a "nice guy" to see if I could possibly get something else out of the deal before they headed out .

Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62801 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 7:13 am to
Maybe OP is a B-52s fan. They sing about the Love Shack

Maybe his place is the area Love Shack. Maybe he has a sign that says "Stay away fools", maybe he has a Chrysler who sits about 20.
Maybe his tin roof is rusted.
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