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“He’s on fire! Somebody get a bike!”

Posted on 7/16/23 at 7:36 pm
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14462 posts
Posted on 7/16/23 at 7:36 pm
If I saw somebody on fire, I’d think a chair or maybe a table would work as well. You know what they say “you have to stun a fire to make it go away”
Pure genius

Makes sense

This post was edited on 7/16/23 at 7:42 pm
Posted by theantiquetiger
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19190 posts
Posted on 7/16/23 at 7:41 pm to
That’s fricking funny
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
30937 posts
Posted on 7/16/23 at 7:43 pm to
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
3349 posts
Posted on 7/16/23 at 7:45 pm to
You sir just made my night!
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53854 posts
Posted on 7/16/23 at 7:46 pm to
Stop, drop, and roll is for boomers.

Stand, flail, and get hit with a bike is for Gen Zers.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3491 posts
Posted on 7/16/23 at 7:46 pm to
Tweeter Machine said he lit himself up and was screaming "Mormon Mafia"

Perhaps then it was an ingenious moment of mockery amidst the chaos.


Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
39993 posts
Posted on 7/16/23 at 7:46 pm to
Damn, that makes me sad watching that.
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8059 posts
Posted on 7/16/23 at 7:46 pm to
Was he was not taught stop, drop and roll in elementary school?
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
17947 posts
Posted on 7/16/23 at 7:48 pm to
I don’t know what would make someone think throwing a bike at a person burning could help out at all.

But also the dude burning don’t seem to give a frick.
This post was edited on 7/16/23 at 7:50 pm
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21764 posts
Posted on 7/16/23 at 7:49 pm to
Drugs and mental illness are beyond control…our society is so fricked. Dude obviously wanted to burn in whatever state of mind he was in…

That bike throw tho
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71369 posts
Posted on 7/16/23 at 8:02 pm to
They may be trying to break shock, but I'm not sure that would work.
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
27099 posts
Posted on 7/16/23 at 8:03 pm to
That’s fricking hilarious
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30283 posts
Posted on 7/16/23 at 8:06 pm to
People are frickin stupid these days. Tackle him with a coat instead of hitting him.
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14462 posts
Posted on 7/16/23 at 8:07 pm to
Or just, ya know, not throw a bike at him
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30283 posts
Posted on 7/16/23 at 8:09 pm to
I'll give the bike thrower the benefit of the doubt. He might be a pilot or something and thinking the flamer needed to increase his speed to put out the fire.
Posted by GeauxZone90
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2010
2919 posts
Posted on 7/16/23 at 8:10 pm to
What city is that? Looks like liberal shithole
Posted by lynxcat
Member since Jan 2008
24138 posts
Posted on 7/16/23 at 8:11 pm to
The only thing I can come up with is the guy with the bike was trying to knock him over so that he could roll…without having to physically touch him.

That’s all I got. Strange circumstances.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58114 posts
Posted on 7/16/23 at 8:11 pm to
WTF?
That’s nuts
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14462 posts
Posted on 7/16/23 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

What city is that? Looks like liberal shithole


Portland would be my guess
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
3648 posts
Posted on 7/16/23 at 8:13 pm to
Pull pin, aim, and toss at fire.
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