Normally I say some kind of poodle mix, but I made a resolution to be more angry and grumpy this year. So I must take a new route in this.
You should not get a dog at all. If you are too much of a lazy arse to properly groom a dog, then you are probably an arse hat that's not going to care for the dog period. The dog will most likely end up in a shelter or worse from your incompentence. So in closing, stay away from animals.