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Have you ever had (or witnessed) a sexual experience at work?

Posted on 6/29/15 at 7:53 am
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 7:53 am
(masturbation counts)

ETA: I heard two guys across our office building the other day talking. Apparently one guy walked into another's office and said "whoa, didn't mean to interrupt." Then the other guy said "Oh, they're just in bikinis. No naked ladies or nothing."

One of the most awkward things I've ever heard.
This post was edited on 6/29/15 at 7:57 am
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7272 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 7:57 am to
Ive witnessed two coworkers (male and female) coming out of the men's bathroom. This was when I was 16 and a bagger at SuperFresh. They were stockers.
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
25184 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 7:58 am to
I predict lots of truth in this thread
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 7:59 am to
I've only worked with one woman my entire life, and she was a nasty, smelly dot indian. Never worked with any fruits either
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56204 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:07 am to
I have had a few women show me their new tits...but nothing other than that
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71339 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:08 am to
I had to fire some people for having sex in a cooler. I threw out every single piece of food and had a cleaning crew scrub it out.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12057 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:13 am to
Had a summer fling with a chick when we were both interns/co-ops. We snuck off to a storage area a few times and she'd give me a bj or we'd have a quickie. Other than that, I've never messed around with a girl I worked with.

I've seen a few suspicious male female combos 'go to lunch' together but nothing ever at the office.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9177 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:14 am to
When I was in college I ran a BREC park. I was dating one of the summer camp counselors and we banged all over the gymnasium and office. (After hours).

Those big blue gym mats aren't as soft as they look.
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
18019 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:19 am to
Not according to the Bill Clinton definition of sexual relations.
Otherwise, yes, got a BJ working night shift in '96
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13848 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:23 am to
Had a salesgirl flirt, then dry hump my leg at my desk.
The week before, I saw her showing her new tits to a group of customers.
Found out later she had a "slight" cocaine problem..
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15407 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:25 am to
Anyone who has ever worked in a restaurant has most likely witnessed sexual encounters. Nothing but whores.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27348 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:26 am to
Sex in a bar women's bathroom while bouncing in college. Couldn't finish when people started noticing.

BJ from my GF I worked with while working the night shift at a local hotel in college.

Sex in the freezer at a country club with a cart girl in college.

Sex with my wife in my old office in Laffy.

Only job I haven't had sex at is my current one. Not exactly an environment conducive to bringing the wife in to bang.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13253 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:28 am to
I used to work in a not-so-desirable part of DC when I first moved here. Unfortunately, my office window overlooked an abandoned bus stop where crackheads were prominent. It wasn't uncommon to see them fellate or sodomize one another. It was nice to move away from there.
Posted by bigpetedatiga
Alexandria, LA
Member since Aug 2009
8623 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:30 am to
When I was 16 at Winn Dixie we had a couple that was dating get fired for banging in the produce cooler during work.

Also had a friend who use to bang some chick at subway during hours in the back. Apparently the would use some of the oil for lube...

Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28082 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:32 am to
quote:

Had a salesgirl flirt, then dry hump my leg at my desk. The week before, I saw her showing her new tits to a group of customers. Found out later she had a "slight" cocaine problem..


Perfect.
Posted by Lion8
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2012
469 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:39 am to
Worked with an ex girlfriend and we would do it in the closet after clocking out. Sad part is she would get her boyfriend to pick her up sometimes after work.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:44 am to
Some interns got caught fricking in a car in the parking lot at our office a few years back.

That particular lot is between 2 buildings and has a ton of foot traffic.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27348 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:51 am to
Not work related, though it was in the parking lot at work.

My old car in college had double limo tint all the way around, I would put a sunshade on the windshield and hop in the back.

The AG colosseum lot, 8 am. People could park next to you and have no idea what was going on. Couldn't do anything more than a slow grind so the car wouldn't move, but was worth it at the time.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 8:53 am to
Had drinks after work for retirement party. Two of the girls we work with got drunk and told me how they showed and examined each others boobs.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16168 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 9:08 am to
quote:

Anyone who has ever worked in a restaurant has most likely witnessed sexual encounters


Let's just say I worked in a restaurant for 10 years in BR
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