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Halloween Yard Ornament

Posted on 9/14/17 at 1:04 pm
Posted by coonarse
Kingwood TX
Member since Nov 2007
374 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 1:04 pm
Wife is asking for a Halloween themed yard ornament, like an inflatable something.
Are there any acceptable options? Neighbor down the block does this for every holiday; looks kind of trashy to me.
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
32249 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 1:04 pm to
That scared me
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10851 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 1:06 pm to
Ultra-realistic looking corpses are always a huge hit.
Posted by lsugrad35
Jambalaya capital of the world
Member since Feb 2007
3182 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 1:06 pm to
I have an inflatable grim reaper taller than my house. I like being as OT trashy as possible.
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19537 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 1:06 pm to
Thought surely it was something racist.
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24333 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 1:06 pm to
I'd ask the trailer park manager if it was okay before I went and spent money on a bunch of trash.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 1:07 pm to
A cross is good anytime of year. Just make sure it's visable at night.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11229 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 1:07 pm to
I see people with an inflatable giant black cat. Just get a nice wreath or something at Roussel's in Gonzales (if you're local). They have cute Halloween ones that aren't trashy.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11229 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 1:09 pm to
This is my second choice. Terrifying.

Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20395 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 1:19 pm to
Dress your blow up sex doll as a witch.
Posted by OldSouth
Folsom, LA
Member since Oct 2011
10940 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 1:30 pm to
Paint something on the side of one of the broken down cars in your yard.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20897 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 1:33 pm to
Put up a statue of Robert E Lee or Thomas Jefferson.

Should scare away at least the people you dont want to deal with.
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21607 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 1:46 pm to
Banana peel in a tree scared me.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166319 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 1:48 pm to
make your own, throw a bunch of white sheets on people doing cult stuff.

Posted by lsugrad35
Jambalaya capital of the world
Member since Feb 2007
3182 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

throw a bunch of white sheets on people


This should go over well
Posted by convertedtiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
2786 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 1:54 pm to
Home Depot has a creepy arse horse skeleton that lights up and neighs.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32551 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 1:56 pm to
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Home Depot has a creepy arse horse skeleton that lights up and neighs.

That thing scared the shite out of my 3 year old the other day while we were buying paint.
Posted by convertedtiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
2786 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

That thing scared the shite out of my 3 year


It literally did the same thing to a dude's yellow lab that he had brought with him. Right in the middle of the aisle. The poor dog pissed and shite all over the floor.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166319 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 2:02 pm to
quote:


It literally did the same thing to a dude's yellow lab that he had brought with him. Right in the middle of the aisle. The poor dog pissed and shite all over the floor.


hope someone kicked the dog in the face. leave your pets locked inside the vehicles where they belong.
Posted by convertedtiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
2786 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

hope someone kicked the dog in the face.


Yeah, that's a great way to find out if you can take an arse whipping. This was in The LP. You would be better off kicking the wife than the dog. I am not an advocate of bringing my pest to the hardware store but I don't begrudge anyone that does. The guy helped the employees clean up the mess.
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